Killer Keller

I so badly wish to be one of the birds that congregates each morning atop the Tudor’s Biscuit World sign alongside I-64 in Dunbar.

Seems like a good time to pull this one out of the closet

WHAT A PLAY, BLAZE ALEXANDER!

You would think Gunnar was on the team through the make a wish program the way Mark DeRosa’s bitchass talks about him

The rest of the world in 1939:

Me when I get the crab shuffle and hot dog race right

Gunnar Henderson in his first career World Baseball Classic game: 5 AB 4 H 2 RBI 1 XBH 1 SO Was the driving force behind Team USA’s win over Great Britain.

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

@Cardinals As an O’s fan, trust me.. yall got a good one. 👌🏼

There's a new Gold Glover in town.

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

Me welcoming Pete Alonso to Camden Yards before his first AB on Opening Day.

@oliviapipia We will need you to memorize this song. Do you like blue crab? We’ve got to catch you up on what to do during the national anthem. How do you feel about natty boh beer? So happy to have you 🫶🏻🧡 youtu.be/6Mr7mQuGmp0?si…

a couple of days post pete alonso to baltimore for me to find out that orioles fans are so nice and normal

IF THERES ONE THING THE BALTIMORE RAVENS ARE GONNA DO ITS BEAT THE BALTIMORE RAVENS.

RASHEEN ALI TOUCHDOWN. HERD!

The Orioles can fuck off.

What. Is. Happening. #Birdland

Thanks for everything, Ced❤️

@Marshallpops Hahaha thank you, pops!!! 💚💚💚

@megk1117 Another year closer to qualifying at the Senior Center. You might want to find those cooling areas. Hava happy, Meg.❤️

not now honey my last place Baseball team is ass but U don’t understand i must watch.

This month, the Orioles are currently 10-5, which is tied for the 2nd-best record in baseball. The Gay Orioles™ will not be stopped.