MK

I always get asked why more kids today have anxiety; this is my answer. Maybe it’s b/c they are in constant fear of being shot at school, or they have 2 live up 2 insane amounts of pressure amplified by social media, whatever it is, STOP asking why & START asking how u can help?

This weekend the White House flew a Pride flag and DeSantis supporters in Florida flew swastikas while protesting outside of Disney World. Guess which one Republicans are vocally upset about?

Do you guys remember that time around 2010 were the song “New Soul” had us all by our throats and was everywhere

I think the biggest lie Disney taught me was that it would be this easy to take off my make up

These new tik tok sounds that are like “if you don’t use this sound something bad will happen in the next 24 hours” are like the cursed chain emails/texts I would get in middle school and I’m really not here for it…I’m anxious enough as is 😅

finding out roe v wade is overturned in between regurgitations of images of celebrities @ the met gala…feels very american!

Instagram is not a safe space for single people today 🙃

Since when is it a thing to workout with your hair down, what is this She’s The Man..

I keep getting ads for cruises on my fyp and every time I say not interested but they ask for a reason and I just have to select “other” because there is no option for “sorry I have a paralyzing fear of ships” but I feel like they do not take the “other” excuse seriously!

My toxic trait is that I will call someone when I’m actually in the mood to talk on the phone but if they don’t pick up I will MOST definitely not be in the mood to talk on the phone by the time they call back 🙃

Honestly kind of rude of @taylorswift13 to release Nothing New when I’m already in the middle of an existential crisis 🙃

And just as expected the All Too Well Short Film caused me physical and emotional pain 🙃

All Too Well (10 minute version) cured my depression, fixed my posture, got rid of my split ends and healed my childhood trauma just in time for @dylanobrien to wreck me all over again with his acting in the short film 🙃

Do you think “I need time to mentally prepare for the All Too Well Short Film” is a good enough excuse for my boss to give me tomorrow off??? 🙃 @dylanobrien @taylorswift13 @SadieSink

I’m not gonna lie seeing @Harry_Styles in the after credit scene of @TheEternals made me SO FUCKING happy my dad had to tell me to calm down and to stop hitting his arm!

Today I had to pay $260 to sign up for an exam I am required to take in order to advance in my profession after having to pay $70 just to apply for approval to take said exam…make this make sense 🙃

Adulthood is usung the time waiting for your flu vaccine to respond to all the texts you forgot to respond to over the last couple of weeks 🙃

Is tik tok really becoming the new dating app because I just got used to bumble/hinge and that was a journeeyy

Next time someone asks me how work is going I’m just going to show them my Amazon search history 🙃

Gotta love the irony that I had to cancel my therapy appointment because stuff at my job as a therapist blew up and I will likely be staying late 🙃

I did not need to be attacked like this on a Monday