meg amind

11.3K posts

meg amind banner
meg amind

meg amind

@meglime11

unreliable narrator

she/her 25 Katılım Aralık 2012
431 Takip Edilen294 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Dude fuck yes my free gorilla cart
meg amind tweet media
English
3
12
227
4.3K
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
At the level of inebriated where you ask your friends if they want to watch this
meg amind tweet media
English
0
0
4
104
🎓bambino🎓
🎓bambino🎓@bambihutt·
ur favorite oomf is a college graduate :DDDDDD bachelor of science in psychology
🎓bambino🎓 tweet media
English
23
2
175
1.4K
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Who priv tweeted this…
English
0
0
0
36
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Dude who knew watching a bald Estonian man’s stream six years ago could lead to this meetup with megalime, fishybinky, and wormithy @aksually
meg amind tweet media
English
2
0
30
727
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
We actually look like this btw
English
0
0
4
94
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
These sat in the break room for a whole 8 hour shift with flies buzzing around and I ate four of them #parasitetwitter
meg amind tweet media
English
1
0
18
289
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
@aksually You only have 49 tweets left and you already wasted one on this
English
0
0
14
183
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Genuinely ruined my break
English
0
0
0
51
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
For whichever one of my fuckass coworkers drank the cherry coke can I put in the fridge…. Watch your back.
English
1
0
1
109
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Me and my coworker were talking about boomers falling for ai and he said “I’m glad migrant parents don’t really use the internet” and I was like “oh where are your parents from?”…. Apparently he said “my grandparents”
English
0
0
5
58
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
The one thing I prefer about love island USA is that I can make assumptions about people based on where they’re from. When a mf on the British version says they’re from Croydon I’m like okay cool but when a man on USA says he’s from Alabama I feel fear enter my heart
English
0
0
4
75
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Today I took my hand out of my pocket while we were talking and he flinched like I was gonna stab him omg?
English
0
0
0
21
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
50 year old bald cook at work just asked if I was married and said “there’s a young man out there waiting to be married to you you’re very pretty” whatever I’ll take it
meg amind tweet media
English
1
0
5
93
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
He got 9th place and then they kicked us out cause they have an 18+ curfew after 9
English
0
0
1
33
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
Overstimulating my one year old nephew at the arcade so he turns out funny
meg amind tweet media
English
1
0
11
121
meg amind
meg amind@meglime11·
I’m hungry and I can’t feel my arm but he’s happy so it’s okay we’ll just stay here for a while
meg amind tweet media
English
0
0
6
88