meg amind

Dude fuck yes my free gorilla cart

At the level of inebriated where you ask your friends if they want to watch this

@bambihutt Next year we take in Florida maybe

@bambihutt ILY CONGRATS

ur favorite oomf is a college graduate :DDDDDD bachelor of science in psychology

Who priv tweeted this…

Dude who knew watching a bald Estonian man’s stream six years ago could lead to this meetup with megalime, fishybinky, and wormithy @aksually

We actually look like this btw

These sat in the break room for a whole 8 hour shift with flies buzzing around and I ate four of them #parasitetwitter

@aksually You only have 49 tweets left and you already wasted one on this

Genuinely ruined my break

For whichever one of my fuckass coworkers drank the cherry coke can I put in the fridge…. Watch your back.

Me and my coworker were talking about boomers falling for ai and he said “I’m glad migrant parents don’t really use the internet” and I was like “oh where are your parents from?”…. Apparently he said “my grandparents”

The one thing I prefer about love island USA is that I can make assumptions about people based on where they’re from. When a mf on the British version says they’re from Croydon I’m like okay cool but when a man on USA says he’s from Alabama I feel fear enter my heart

@darssrs Wow

sure man

Today I took my hand out of my pocket while we were talking and he flinched like I was gonna stab him omg?

50 year old bald cook at work just asked if I was married and said “there’s a young man out there waiting to be married to you you’re very pretty” whatever I’ll take it

He got 9th place and then they kicked us out cause they have an 18+ curfew after 9

Overstimulating my one year old nephew at the arcade so he turns out funny

Rangers fans in 2023

I’m hungry and I can’t feel my arm but he’s happy so it’s okay we’ll just stay here for a while