tortured romance writers department 🤍

Anxious Hostess Cupcake

One of those days where I'm having the best time writing and creating. 😊

@bandherbooks The Bluff or Jasper Vale or Riven Knight all by Devney Perry 😍

i am in desperate need of a contemporary marriage of convenience romance, give me your best rec

Time to be sad soon

I finished the first chapter of my book and I might start crying in this coffee shop.

When @ewarren looked around on the #SwiftiesForKamala kickoff call, she saw something they can't take away 🥹🫶

Would love to have one consistent emotional state for more than 23 minutes

@samreich Mateo Lane!

who are some of your favorite stand-ups known for their crowd work on social media? ideally, ehem, less problematic ones.

I have Asthma, allergies, dyslexia, ADD, anxiety, and Depression. But I will tell you that what you have does not define what you can become. Why Not You!

Italy’s gymnastics team winning a medal for the first time in 96 years making me cry at 11am on a Tuesday

“And who is your primary care doctor” three different urgent cares in a trench coat, babe

the childless cat lady rhetoric is deeply alienating. some of us are childless dog ladies.

Kamala, babe, please stop texting me.

guys chappell roan just killed my entire family please don’t buy her tickets

Why is every ticket sale a fucking gauntlet?

Everything I know about sports I learned from a romance book.

@seacaptainpolls Bryan Donaldson, for sure 🌽

Who wrote the corn star joke?

It’s so funny to me that people always ask me how I can afford concert tickets or merch, but no one asks my friends how they can afford three kids and a dog.

You told your psychiatrist to read a football romance? Yes. Yes, I did. 😌

might quit my job to focus on actually putting away my laundry