Meg

THE RANDOM NEW MAN #EastEnders

01/01/2026 at 00:00 on the dot 📍

pitch black outside and it’s only 8:55pm

These Coldplay concerts are getting out of hand.

We need a bank holiday if they find Madeleine McCann.

I’ve been crying so hard at this 😭😭

No one: Gravity to Elphaba:

Finished my 9-5 corporate job & still no update from Danny Jones or Maura Higgins

The metal beam when it saw Martin’s legs:

mummy pig is pregnant

Tracey cleaning up the rubble after the Vic explosion for the 4957383th time #EastEnders

Sharons weave after the fire #Eastenders

Me when Phil took a sip of that pint after 9 years of sobriety #EastEnders #EE40

Me at a museum 😭😭😭😭

Me liking every ‘Where do I get this hat!!!? 🙏🏽♥️’ tweet that comes up on the tl

imma be 80 with my belly piercing idgaf

Automatic air fresheners:

May the bank account get fatter and my problems get lesser