Maria Hellman

@weareangelcity did the fire marshall approve this line? Barriers everywhere, exits closed. We are inside then outside, then inside again. If there is an earthquake we are all doomed…

Didn't get THIS Tuesday, but felt shaking from near Bakersfield? Some 1/2 million in range WERE alerted by #ShakeAlert. Another 50K JUST registered for the NEXT ones, to get EXTRA seconds to prepare! So can YOU! Info on the mobile app #MyShake & download: MyShake.Berkeley.edu

@NWSL Volemos

Describe your NWSL team in one word 🤔

@brittlestar When I lived in Philadelphia area, they were always eating our rose bushes. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_…

What is this bug? Sure I could Google this but, where’s the fun in that?

@discoveryplus I will subscribe to discovery plus when it lets me watch Swedish @AllsvenskanSE in the USA

@AnnaLovesVoting Was it a hypothetical kid?

@rina_gill Redwall!

She's knocking them over faster than I can supply them. Finished Lord of the Rings, His Dark Materials and The Hunger Games and now racing through the Percy Jackson series. Please could someone recommend a new series for a 10 year old bookworm who loves magic and adventure?!

@AITA_online Add a 2$ option on your eBay site for “manly packaging”. Then he can decide if it is worth your extra effort .

AITA For sending pink envelopes? bit.ly/3uw8djO

@shereebekker @SgtDGumby This thread!

Couldn’t find any Killians Red, so I’m sitting here with a Smithwicks. Mmmmmm. Makes me want to visit Ireland

@subnomnomnom Circe-Madeline Miller, Blowout-Rachel Maddow

Thank you to @Wario64 and @TheSiteSupply for the ps-direct alerts!!!!!! I have tried so many times (including a kohls cancel) and I finally secured the bag!! Thanks also to @jakerandall for inspiring me to NOT GIVE UP. Love to all❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@RBTrepessa @KimMangone @therecount I am more likely to donate to a candidate who uses actblue

@KimMangone @therecount If people running for office use act blue I will not donate to them.

House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy on whether the Republican Party has a woman problem: "Our newest member ... Mike Garcia is not a woman, but he's a first-generation American."

This: theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…

@JoyceWhiteVance Keep the bottle in the freezer. Then drink shots. Then eat some picked herring to get rid of the burning sensation. Then drink some more aquavit to get rid of the fishy taste. Then eat some more herring to get rid of the burning. Then drink some more...

Impulse purchase the last time I went through the duty free shop leaving Iceland. No clue about whether/how to drink it. Any ideas?

So apparently #costco has begun blocking emergency exits with stacks of pallets in order to deal with #panicbuying #panicshopping #lafd

@GifZelda It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

@JacquelynGill I have very fine hair. A colleague liked to use it to cut single cells in half. Every six months he would show up with a huge sissors and cut off a half inch chunk of nape-of-neck hair.

@marcellacomedy Can you move your hair please? I need to clean the vomit off the chair back.

Ma’am who the fuck

@CeciliaQuick @beckyfs22 @marcellacomedy Much better to hand it back to her politely with a nice “Excuse me, I think you dropped this”

@beckyfs22 @marcellacomedy One time some chick at the table next to ours flicked her split end riddled hair and it landed all over my dads dinner . He was too nice to comment. I really wanted to smash the plate in her insufferable face but dad wouldn’t have approved