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don’t send me a live photo cause I will hold down on that shit #curiouslikegeorge

bro did your hologram seriously just stumble into my apartment

@BlueJays CAPTAIN

ROSTER MOVES: 🔹 C Alejandro Kirk reinstated from the 60-day IL and will be active tonight 🔹 OF Daulton Varsho (left wrist inflammation) placed on 10-day IL 🔹 OF Davis Schneider recalled from Triple-A and will be active tonight 🔹C Tyler Heineman designated for assignment 🔹 RHP Yariel Rodríguez cleared waivers and assigned to Triple-A

@BlueJays @agotoronto hello admin please tell Cody Ponce I hope he’s feeling better

An artist on and off the bump 🖌️🎨 DC spent his off-day at the AGO 😁👨🏻

When your baseball team is trying your patience in early April

tim hortons drive thru menu when it’s dark out

the sluttiest thing a man can do is like the same baseball team as me

It would be great if Walmart added an observation deck with a bar.

God the Beatles are so good. Not overrated not underrated they were in fact...Perfectly Rated as the GreatestBand of all Time. That John and Paul had met in and of itself convinces me of the existence of Miracles and George even moreso. Penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play

smoking with a white girl rn she saying thank u every time i pass the blunt

Was playing D&D and started flirting with the tavern keeper to get some info and at a certain point I realized I was just dirty talking with my buddy Ben

“Through the years we all will be together. If the fates allow.”

Every bisexual will be issued a birthright trip to Bushwick in zohran’s america

Jim Halpert ignoring the woman in his Florida hotel room to watch prime Miami LeBron was the realest shit of all time

The Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reni, 1597, 📸 via @RoysEnergy

Nathan for You Nathan Lukes delivers a clutch 2-run single in the 7th!