RN Meka Nwosu

SZN 25✨☄️ July 26th 2025

"what will people say?" people wey no sabi make custard

It’s biblical to hire female lawyers to handle your divorce matters bc what God has joined together, let no man put asunder 🙏 Obey God. Hire a female attorney, today 💋

I've seen a lot of things before, but I've never seen somebody give an ostrich a WHOOPIN'. 😂 The way he grabbed that bird like it owed him money... I AM DEAD. 💀

my version of flirting is banter cause I need to see if you’re intellectually attractive.

you come back home after a while away and you start wondering how these people back home have been coping in your absence with the way them dey call your name every second

POV: When you're trying to sleep and you randomly think of something that needs to be googled

Did y’all read the comic section of the paper when you were little? I tried to talk to someone about this popular comic and he was like “Who tf read the paper as a child???” I thought the comic section was for kids and all of us read it???

“you did it queen” i whisper as I move everything from Friday’s to do-list to Monday’s to-do list

People who follow up texts with GIFs and stickers are my favorite people to talk to. 😂

Please, if your moi moi is not agreeing to solidify what do you do? Please talk fast.

started using my own money and realised my mum was right, we do have food at home

“rage bathe”

I hate when I’m watching a movie & they knock out the kiIIer BUT DON’T KlLL HIM?? 😭😭 like are you coo? SMOKE HIM!

the ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you're speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

I love when vendors reply late. By the time they finally reply, my eye for don clear

sometimes i really think 2019 was the last normal year of our lives

every day I crave another stream of income.

the problem with close minded people is that their mouth is always open.

Me stuck in a meeting that has nothing to do with me but the manager still wants me in

That awkward moment your sarcasm is so advanced… people think you’re the clueless one