Princess Melda

“Yo I got 3 rockstars in my fridge, you tryna split one with me” -John Prout, right now

I would like everyone who thinks Taylor Swift is a lyrical genius to consider that Hanson used "mmmbop" as both an adverb and just a cute lil thing in an mmmbop they're gone, in an mmmbop they're not there mmmbop ba duba dop ba du bop, ba duba dop

@astronautelaine .....

In case anyone is wondering how my travel assignment in the poconos is going, a coworker just said being trans is the same as someone doing blackface (?????)

Petition to stop calling young children or dogs “chicken nuggets”

Leaving Gerald’s I hit a large pothole and immediately thought “it’s ok cause I just got new tires” and I think that pretty much sums up my main problem in life

Pretty insensitive of people to be advertising for the holidays when I am still financially recovering from summer

it's interesting that I have not yet learned overdoing it on Sundays leads to misery on Mondays. I'm not saying I'm gonna change, but it is interesting

If moving has taught me anything it’s that I buy too many frozen vegetables and cans of black beans

Life hack if your car is making funny noises just turn up Beyoncé’s Lemonade real loud even perfect people have problems baby live your life

@CarlieRoessle I was about to screenshot this and send it to you lol…..

One day I was healthy and the next I was drinking Diet Coke and smoking colorful vapes

Every time I feel content in life I accidentally watch the musical epidode of Greys just to bring me down a lil

@CarlieRoessle Yes

Does anyone wanna hang out on Sunday and rewatch all of summer heights high

I can't explain it but whenever I'm in "a mood" I watch Something's Gotta Give and it works like 96% of the time

Nothing - and I mean this - prepares you for how busy the grocery store is at 8PM on a Sunday

I love when Turbo Tax asks me how I’m feeling while doing my taxes. Feeling bad thanks ?

I’d say 4 out 7 days I wake up and my first thought is I wish I had a WaWa soft pretzel

It’s not Sunday scaries anymore it’s Sunday expend every last bit of your energy by 6 PM and then lay in fetal position for 4 hours

@kaymhuff @CarlieRoessle Add me in biddies

@mel_walk u should join mine and @CarlieRoessle daily wordle text

No one told me Wordle would give me anxiety what’s wrong with you guys

Is it just me or is twitter just people talking about football and ads for Cheez-Its

Of all the things we decided to make jokes about on the Internet the sexy m&m is my favorite so far