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What’s a cool way to announce I’m dropping a new story soon

I saw the most beautiful woman in my life. She spoke with such poise and her beauty transcended time. Of course her husband is a bald man

@callmekatiaaa If I say her name e go trigger me

@melamadi whoo

Someone I used to like a few years ago started writing me handwritten letters. I loved it so much that I started writing to her too. Just opened my folder, found all 15 letters she wrote me, reread them, and wow

@obiageliakuuu I'm currently watching my phone screen as I wait for you to call me back. wby?

What’s everyone watching?

It kind of mirrors what dating is like at this age, people don't like being open, expressive and shameless anymore. Everybody wants to outsmart the opposite gender. Such a shame

Just watched the current episodes and it feels like everybody is forming. Everyone's trying to be the one that rejects someone or that seems too cool, it's really throwing me off

I love it I think i dezerbit

@Shemb0y You use 10 years senior me btw

@melamadi Senior man I hail thee!

Half of my facial hair has turned white and everyone’s acting like it’s normal

This girl is so fine God punish me

This relegation might be a good thing, maybe I'd start leaving my house on weekends to touch grass

@ebereobua They show it on dstv but I have to paying for compact + constantly :(

How is Melvin even going to watch championship games next season

@gemin1angel i dey vex eh

@melamadi LMFAO

Avatar movie was so underwhelming

I’m tired

I’m a child of divorce

Madders😩