Mel Burke Is Querying Again

I'm not on here anymore cause I 1) can't get it to work and 2) refuse. Find me elsewhere as @/melburkewrites or @/kelbruem (on the clock app, the photo app....)

high-five 🫸🫷🎉 #FF7

Software folks who dealt with joblessness in ~2000 (dot-com bust) or ~2008 (the great recession) and are still working in tech today, what tips do you have for making it through?

On the long list of tasks I appreciate having done by AI is transcription. WOOF, the robots can have that one.

@megelison This is in my bones.

I have never pre-ordered something SO. FAST.

A single tweet from 'Bigolas Dickolas' has made This Is How You Lose The Time War by @tithenai and @maxgladstone a bestseller, so we're thinking about a new range of stickers. What should we place them on next @maskofbun? Find the book here: bit.ly/3BnPJG5

It seems no matter what I do my office just continues to be PILES of things.

You are absolutely not going to finish Breath of the Wild before next month. You are going to turn it on, do random fun garbage you love, five hours will pass, and make zero progress through the actual story/narrative to reach the endgame. Be f**kin' for real with yourself.

Ahem, yes, hello. Someone come make me write. Thank you.

Finally finished my Yellowjackets Season 1 rewatch and it's taking ALL MY WILLPOWER to not power through what's available of Season 2 right this damn minute. I have looming deadlines and I'm just staring at my TV like

Learned about meander maps for a story on a meander map quilt by the incredible @timnatarr for Issue 26 of @Quiltfolk now available! quiltfolk.com/issue-26-missi…

@SarahTheRebel I want him cast in everything. I’ll watch him read the dictionary 😂

@Langarang This is the life I dreamed for you. CRUSHING IT my love

Girl boss ? Girl TIRED , but it’s a happy time - so excited for Sakura! 💕😭🙏

I’m working as a production coordinator on a big shoot in LA next week, and then I turn around next day and jet to Sakura-Con in Seattle to party with Trigun lovelies. Wish me luck - needing that strength! 😭💕

@michellephuong Omg BABY Lee Pace looks nothing like DADDY Lee Pace 😂

@melburkewrites Lee pace from pushing daisies girl!! Legolas' dad lol

Have my tastes evolved since 2007 Remains to be seen

It’s mostly the vibes 👀

@SarahTheRebel I finally saw the full preview for this in theatres and when he came on screen the whole room audibly gasped. What a time to be alive 😂🥰

theyre nuking twitter and tiktok to try to force me into making a podcast. jokes on u imma just yell in the mcdonalds more