Melanie Abrams Fierstein

Super excited to be adapting a bestselling Kathryn Croft thriller for the screen. It's a twistier BIG LITTLE LIES with a touch of MARE OF EASTTOWN - a female-centered whodunnit about three mothers searching for their lost daughters 18 years after a kidnapping. Can't wait!

🎤is this thing on? popping back in for my annual tweet. i'm thrilled to share i am now repped at Paradigm!

@GovParsonMO -Judge Hathorn, went down in history as an evil murderer after the Salem Witch Trials. Don’t destroy your legacy. Stay the execution and investigate. Surely you aren’t a murderer in your heart.

@GovParsonMO -who killed an innocent man. Who committed an unconstitutional execution without due process. I beg of you, stay this execution and reopen the investigation. For your reputation. For your descendants. Nathaniel Hawthorne had to change his name because his ancestor-

@GovParsonMO your office number is declining calls right before executing an innocent man. I’m not here to berate you or leave the same generic message as everyone else. I realize your job is full of contradictions. But you don’t want to go down in history as the governor (1/2)

@JoeMightLikeTV They truly are.

The more I watch this, the more I think Kamala Harris and Hilary Clinton are the strongest human beings on Earth.

@ProfToussaint Oh suuuuuuuure

Supposedly Prof. Rachael Gunn performed a horrible breakdance at the Olympics on purpose as a form of protest. She claims the art form will lose its essence if it is institutionalized . . . Here's the problem, 🧵↩️ apnews.com/article/2024-o…

Incredible, speechwriters. 1000/10, give you need a raise.

@womenpostingws She’s living my life

Olympic silver medalist and Italian gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by parmesan cheese and takes many of her photos while posing with large wheels of cheese

Writing a script is easy, it’s writing the logline that makes me wish I’d become a lawyer

@LisaLueddecke Harry Potter! ⚡️⚡️⚡️

Writers, what is an IP you would LOVE to write for one day? It doesn’t matter how far-fetched it seems. I’m talking about your biggest IP dream, here.

@stevemoth How about…A Mess of Writers 😂

And a group of screenwriters is called a "writers room"/"writers group?" C'mon... we can do better!

I nearly choked on my coffee! Yeah how dare they use childish insults! REALITY CALLED: 1. Joe Biden: Sleepy Joe," "Crooked Joe," "Basement Biden," "Beijing Biden," "Slow Joe" 2. Hillary Clinton: “Crooked Hillary," "Lyin' Hillary," "Beautiful Hillary" 3. Ted Cruz: “Lyin' Ted" 4. Nancy Pelosi: “Crazy Nancy," "Nervous Nancy" 5. Bernie Sanders: “Crazy Bernie" 6. Michael Bloomberg: “Mini Mike," "Little Michael" 7. Adam Schiff: “Shifty Schiff," "Corrupt Adam Schiff," "Liddle' Adam Schiff," "Sleazy Adam Schiff" 8. Chris Christie: “Sloppy Chris Christie" 9. James Comey: “Leakin' James Comey," "Lyin' James Comey," "Shadey James Comey," "Slimeball James Comey," "Slippery James Comey" 10. Ron DeSantis: “Ron DeSanctimonious," "Ron DeSanctus," "Meatball Ron" “Tiny D" 11. Chuck Schumer: “Cryin' Chuck" 12. Marco Rubio: “Little Marco" 13. Elizabeth Warren: “Pocahontas" 14. Elaine Chao: “Coco Chow" 15. Jeff Sessions: “Mr. Magoo," "Disgraceful Jeff" 16. Kim Jong-un: “Little Rocket Man" Should I keep going?

I’m signed up!!!

Hey, McCreepy, you and your party blocked the permanent expansion of the child tax credit that lifted millions of children out of poverty and liberated them from the scourge of food insecurity. So sit down. On a chair. Made out of wood. No cushions.

@WriteChrisWrite God help us (& that poor couch)

This retraction can mean only one thing: JD Vance did in fact have sex with his couch. theverge.com/2024/7/25/2420…

@stevemoth So sorry Steve❤️ Matt and I are here for anything you & Holland need!

I've been helping care for my dad who's in the final stage of kidney disease. There've been dramatic ER visits and undramatic hospital appointments. Time at dialysis and time shuttling him to coffee with friends. I'm so grateful for the time we still have. I love you, Dad.❤️

Remember: 40 out of 44 of Trump's cabinet members refused to endorse him.

@claudcockerell That sounds like he typed something normal and then Thesaurused it😂

not Russell Brand confusing melanin with melatonin in his attempted takedown of Kamala Harris

I remember the original Hillary conference call I was on where we got asked about the rumors of Trump running and we laughed. Stay confident but not complacent!

Trump is just too old to be president, he should step down. Don't you agree?