melfs

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melfs

melfs

@melfmaster

Ur mom Katılım Mayıs 2023
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chaotic memes
chaotic memes@memechaotic·
The guy in the back laughing is my spirit animal 😂
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all about bbq
all about bbq@Bbqmiketyson·
@IvanNeal7 @memechaotic Yea but he’s doing too much. Because the woman would be laughing at him the same way if he tried to steal a baddie
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Washingtons ghost
Washingtons ghost@washghost1·
This nonsense is why the Brits lost the war
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melfs@melfmaster·
@Sommars11 @nia_kamelya @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment Again, protected anal also carries less risks then unprotected vaginal. The risk doesn't hold up Youre the one who came in and and complained based on your own emotional reaction. That + the fact you clearly care less about hygiene its pretty clear who's the fetishist here lol
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S'pht@Sommars11·
@melfmaster @nia_kamelya @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment It doesn't matter if there are more "specific" diseases with vaginally interiors since anal still carries alot higher risk of spread. You can do your scat fetish if you so want it but please just stop trying to pressure people into it. Have you heard of consent?
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melfs@melfmaster·
@Sommars11 Not by your own 'objective' metrics, going both by STD risk and abcteria it's the less disgusting option at that point Personally? Don't particularly like anal, I prefer 'normal' intercourse. But unlike you, who's clearly deep in the closet, I can talk about things objectively
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melfs@melfmaster·
@helsbjambo @washghost1 Slop like in the video above is 100% as vile as the worst excesses of America, you can't ban bacteria from expired meat. In general I'd trust UK food more But if I had to chose between whatever that is or carcinogenic US food? I'd for sure take the one that atleast tastes good
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H@helsbjambo·
@melfmaster @washghost1 What a load of bollocks….doubt you’ve ever even stepped a foot outside the US. Most of your vile food is banned in Europe because of the chemicals in it. That would account for the growing amount of digestive issues people have.
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melfs@melfmaster·
@helsbjambo @washghost1 Even the most disgusting American slop is better then whatever tf this is lol If all Brits ate like this they wouldn't be obese they'd be dead cause of food poisoning
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H@helsbjambo·
@washghost1 Why are you lot so obsessed with what us brits eat? Like you haven’t got the highest obesity levels in the world and most of your junk food wouldn’t even be allowed in this country because of all the chemicals that are in it ✌️
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yun@y47wb8r74j·
@AmbaUma @GurensKingdom So the dudes ghosting the woman in the original post are also whores who don’t want to pretend they have agency?
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♂️ Guren ⛓️
♂️ Guren ⛓️@GurensKingdom·
Terms like "situationship" increasingly reflect female point of view in relationships and dating, it's a byproduct of growing female social dominance. The word is purely feminine because to women (who created and popularized both the term and the act), a sexual or romantic encounter is something that just "happens" to them, it's purely based on implicit feelings that make the experience look like "something that just kinda happened". It completely lacks male planning, premediation, thought, effort, etc. that previous terms like "hookups" had (note the term "hook", it is agentic). This vague word, "situation" reflects the female experience in dating.
“Bad” Billy Pratt@KILLTOPARTY

“Situationship” is a polite term women use for getting pumped and dumped

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melfs@melfmaster·
@Sommars11 @nia_kamelya @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment Neither does unprotected vaginal sex, which you seem to be ignoring consistently. There's plenty more specific to vaginal intercourse, take i.e Mycoplasma infections or BV. If you care about risk overall, again, fully on you if your retarded enough to do it with strangers
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S'pht@Sommars11·
@melfmaster @nia_kamelya @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment Anal sex doesn't have any advantages. STDs overall, are much more likely to be spread with anal sex. That is a FACT. But you seem to only care about trichomoniasis.. But sure buddy. If you enjoy shit and licking asses and being disgusting I won't stop you. Do whatever.
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melfs@melfmaster·
@Sommars11 @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment When using a condom it's 'objectively' less disgusting then unprotected vaginal sex by the same metric. The only emotion I'm feeling rn is mirth at your arguments lmao Evolution doesn't help you here, since if evolution didn't want anal sex to exist, it wouldn't be a thing.
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S'pht@Sommars11·
@melfmaster @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment You are just being emotional because you can't accept that it is objectively disgusting to do anal sex. Evolved or designed. The result is the same. One is made for sex, while the other is not.
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melfs@melfmaster·
@nia_kamelya @Sommars11 @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment Cause Trichomonas survive in said 'self clenaing' environment better then rhe anus, very basic stuff. And bacteria? you shouldn't do vaginal after oral either, that comes with a higher risk of yeast infections and tons of bacteria All your doing here is telling on yourself mate
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melfs@melfmaster·
@Sommars11 @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment All the things I just said are objectively correct, your just being emotional now buddy. Nothing was designed to be anything, of the anus wasn't designed to be penetrated it wouldn't be penetrable
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melfs@melfmaster·
@Sommars11 @WeDoALittleTro @JoAl51387 @downbadcomment Having vaginal sex has a much higher risk for i.e Trichomoniasis and a few others, but you'd have to be a retard to not use protection and get tested itfp. Vaginal tears ain't much more comfortable then anal ones, if that's the concern just stop having sex mate
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melfs@melfmaster·
@WeDoALittleTro But no, obviously you'd clean up 7 inches of your girls anus. Like, why would you think that's not happening
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Freddie Freeman🧦
Freddie Freeman🧦@FrederickDaBig·
@KrisKruijshaar @nikicaga Those are escorts, and in most cases petty bourgeoisie. Prostitutes continue to be bottom of the barrel and often victims of long-term abuse.
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