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@realDonaldTrump Fuck you lil rapist

TRUMP WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING!

where’s the toaster strudel

LETS GO

look I know I don’t tweet, ya boi is trying to get on the Jumbotron

@jesseland_usa This is your legacy

@jesseland_usa proud of you my bb

I be CHILLIN

I be CHILLIN

Every time I drink I want to tweet “I be CHILLIN.” In my head it’s funny and what the people wanna hear. Idk why

Solo dolo

east coasters how’s it looking out there in the future

I cannot believe the confidence I had to come out of twitter retirement with this

My Spotify Wrapped is always buggin

Just responded "absolutely-tootly" in a meeting. I gotta put in my 2 weeks

@jesseland_usa ok!

@overtime @TavarusA @espn 🐐

SABRINA IONESCU JUST PUT UP 37 POINTS TO WIN THE 3 POINT CONTEST 🔥 A NEW NBA/WNBA RECORD 🚨 She shot 25/27 🤯 (via @ESPN)

@DunnyGoon king shit

This dude at the bar threatened to kill himself if I didn’t dance with him 💅🏻

@waystarroyhoe first Monica take I fully disagree with

@waystarroyhoe I’m literally working on a revolution shirt right now to screen print hahahah you are culture

took me 60 seconds to make this in google slides bc i was too lazy to open photoshop and now i see it every time an orca fucks up another boat. love to contribute to culture.

@CultureCrave @etnow me too

Tom Holland says he’s taking a year-long break from acting (via @etnow)

@waystarroyhoe you should be a feature of Twitter Blue