melby

I pray my kids don’t have Crohn’s disease that shit would be tragic.

@drejustiin nigga i lost my left one yesterday i’m so tight

Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”

Chance favors the prepared mind

Same Day.

Black people created hip hop and they’re slowly ruining it by killing each other

@OGbootyfruit 😃

I have a feeling the word triggered doesn’t mean what it used to mean

BUT THIS PIMP IS ON THE TOP OF MOUNT OLYMPUS

@OGbootyfruit Keep yourself busy! creates less time for thinking about things

heard you

If i lose it all then it’s all on me, just gimme the ball & bet it all on me

send ya nxgga nudes don’t be a boring bxtch.

the first run of Wu-Tang solo albums...man, they were unstoppable.

Life is beautiful when you’re delusional bby