Melissa

“@MensHumor: HA! ” @ChargersPaul @Lech24 LOL

@andyxo woohoo!🍻 “@TOBeerFestival: 93 days till beer festival, 93 days till beer....”

People who were born during the months of September and November are the most likely to live to be 100 years old.

Happy Birthday @AnthMag😀 🎉🎈🎂

For the next few weeks when someone thinks it's cute to say to you "See ya next year!" quickly put Tabasco sauce in their eyes.

@andyxo can this be our Xmas gift to eachother? @TOBeerFestival: Beerfest tickets are on sale now! use the code MERRY to get $10 off! HoHoHo

Happy Birthday Laura! @Mufffins 🎉🎈🎂 instagr.am/p/Sk2OinQfv7/

@AnthMag Thank you Anthony!! @Mufffins @adangelo_ ugh thanks for nothing guys!

@AnthMag omg you better save me some!😡 If I get home in 20 min and it's all gone your dead!

Leaving for work this early & dark on a Sunday is just not right😴

Is this true? @adangelo_ lol “@UberFacts: The German word for "nipple" is "brustwarze" which literally means "breast wart."”

#wtd @adangelo_ 😡

Oct 7th: You may have an important professional conference or a conversation about your career. This is an... more: bit.ly/h37XwK

Spent my night watching YouTube videos of @chrisdelia #bestnightever

@andyxo also please have fun this weekend and leave all valuables at home lol

@andyxo why am I just seeing this now!? It brought a tear to my eye💜he wouldn't be your father if he didn't watch the kardashians lol

@andyxo ahahaha this made my day! Gotta love her lol

@NICOLINA81 @chargerspaul haha Nonno needed a nap before his big bocce tournament

@tutto17 ahaha shemo of the year right there! Ps. Good luck today!

@ChargersPaul good thing you got a good nights rest last night lol