Florence Garin

David Attenborough is officially too old to play with Lego.

Veteran British natural historian David Attenborough — the world's most authoritative voice on the natural world — who will turn 100 on May 8, has had his likeness drawn in the sand at Morecambe Bay, northwestern England reut.rs/49z8VSx

Comedians on the BBC's Have I Got News For You Spend 4 minutes mocking President Trump For posting an image of himself as Jesus #HIGNFY

@jojomay1 Wow 🤩

@meloflo One giant profiterole & the one melting was ice cream covered in chocolate with a hot fudge sauce……..with a crème anglais base, it was to die for.

Sunday 29th March. Lunch at the Ivy…..that dessert tho

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats. And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

@jviddy I hope not! From my maigre experience I would think it’s illegal

Guernsey question (although wider input welcome.) Is it legal or appropriate for Police to interview a minor without requesting permission from their guardians and without a responsible adult present.

I rarely encounter something so wholesome and inspiring! This will make your day! This is what culture really is; strangers uniting through love of music and mutual respect for artisteia and craftsmanship! Respect for the blind girl and the gents! Video by Aurelien Froissart.

@guernseyliz14 That’s great news!

Eek. I'm actually going on a proper holiday. On my own. Checked I can carry my suitcase (a four wheeled one but I need to get it on and off trains) and I have a bungee cord to fix my travel bag on top when I'm walking around. On Brittany Ferries later. Ginger and seabands ready

@drmayo_theone Moi j’ai coupé les ponts il y’a une dizaine d’années et depuis je rsespire. Courage à toi 💪

Ma mère vient de nouveau de me défoncer la tête. Avec juste un sms de 2 lignes. J’ai 55a et elle réussit encore à me mette hors de moi. Envie de chialer tellement je suis en colère Bref. Twitter off

If there is precisely one thing you watch today, make it this. French Senator Claude Malhuret. A microphone. And the most magnificently savage dismantling of the Trump administration ever delivered in a language they almost certainly don’t speak. He covers Iran. He covers corruption. He covers the kind of staggering, industrial-scale incompetence that would get you fired from managing a car park. And he does it with the calm, unhurried certainty of a man who has read every page of the indictment and found it, if anything, worse than expected. France has never pretended to like these people. But this is contempt elevated to an art form. The kind of refined, aristocratic disdain that takes centuries of civilization to produce and approximately ninety seconds to deploy. Malhuret sounds like he is four seconds from the button. Not out of panic. Out of sheer, exhausted disgust. Honestly? Understandable. Watch it. Share it. The adults are speaking. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

The general public need to see more of this. A high school not only placing first in Guernsey but winning the final in Jersey too. We need to question the narrative that high achieving students need a private education to be successful.

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

Je pense à Bastien qui un jour où la maîtresse leur apprenait à nommer les parties du corps a montré à son voisin en classe comment "se tirer sur le kiki pour faire du bien", comme son grand frère de 16 ans le lui avait expliqué. Je pense à Luna et son grand-père qui lui a dit

@jojomay1 My children do 😂

And not just as a child…..I’ve just had the look because MY cat decided to sit on my lap and not hers………normal service is resumed, he is now curled up on her lap though.

@drmayo_theone J’en ai eu 2 mais sans la photo

Arnaque par sms, Level Professionnel Maintenant la photo ! Soyez vigilant….

This is brilliant!👇

@NiallHarbison So heart warming 🥰

Just cannot believe how Stormzy is now. And I get to see him on Sunday in his new home!!!

@Nickleh Je crois qu’il n’atteindra jamais le summum de la connerie

Juste au moment où vous pensez qu'il a atteint le summum de la folie !