Mary Ellen

1/3 of my life now is telling my Apple Watch that I am Lt Dan on my days off and I AINT 👏🏻STANDIN👏🏻UP👏🏻.

@DezBryant Night shift!

I’m still up.. who up with me and why?

Sweet! I just wrote yet another depressing banger. This one’s called “writers block” maybe.

@Cunningham_Tx Made time on Monday

It's ok to make time.

Y’all, Nacho Libre.

#rawaftermania #RomanReigns #TribalChief

@RichOToole If you have to drive more than 3 miles for a taco, you should move or otherwise leave the said place. Sounds like Hell.

478 miles

Just a few of the things I’ve been growing! I’m grateful for greenery and most def those that help me grow as well. 💙 instagram.com/p/CqYDe4UOwZp/…

Thank you @23HeatherLittle for the great music!!!

@Cunningham_Tx Let’s go

Success feels like buying a gun and a tattoo in the same weekend.

@RBDowns73 War hammers are completely acceptable. But could you imagine trying to holster one of magnificent weapons on a #tactikilt ? You cannot imagine that. Because it is indeed unimaginable(ly horrific)

@melollar What’s your stance on war hammers?

Im against Tactikilts.

@Cunningham_Tx Riverboat house.

Say you have several lifetimes worth of money and zero stress... How would you choose to live out your days? Would you keep working? live in a hut in the woods? etc.

@RichOToole Houston.

Who has the best Mexican Food in Fort Worth?

@lovejoy see you in Dallas!

Post.

@Cunningham_Tx But you GOTTA try “winter in the Alps” or “beach fire” hahah those are lit.

So I do something that I hate myself for. Clickbait YouTube cover photos get me every time. So I did it. And the video is just a basic ass sitting in front of the fireplace playing video. 🤣 youtu.be/WZrR_P2yR7o

@Zac_Wilkerson I just had a chat with my old boy. Oldest living dog is aaaaalmost 31. I HAVE MY EXPECTATIONS

Dogs should live forever.

@SethJonesMusica Lol well duh…

@SethJonesMusica you gonna get a blue check?