Helen Matthews

This is just brilliant. Well said sir, well said! #PleaseLeaveMyTown twitter.com/sturdyAlex/sta…

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@santanderukhelp My daughter received a large court payment on her 18th birthday, as she was the VICTIM of a crime as a child. She has explained this after being bombarded with calls but STILL GETTING letters, how do we stop her being treated like a criminal? It’s UPSETTING her!!

@LGUKCare it’s been 3 weeks without our £1600 FF that’s under warranty and been declared as a write-off by one of your engineers - promised a call within 48 hrs, that was a week ago…we are a family of 5 large humans! How do we get help?!?

@voguemagazine how much does your legal team get paid? #itistoomuch

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@Independent @gavinthecountry this would be worth one of your ridiculously-mammoth walks...😂

90,000 birds migrate to Norfolk mudflats from Iceland for winter

Bit random, but if you are ever in Shoreditch @StephenGraham73 please do come and join us for dinner at the #anthouse now...#mademyday #fellowscouser

@1kevincampbell Same to you! You always were the friendliest guy to visit our restaurant ‘back in the day’ ☺️

I hope everyone has a Wonderful Wednesday so be positive, smile and be kind ⭐️🙏🏿⭐️😊☺️😊⭐️👍🏿⭐️

@thismorning not loving all the thermo-setting, non-recyclable plastic in your Christmas toys segment...particularly during the COP26 Climate Summit #tonedeaf #COP26 #plasticpollution #plasticwaste #plasticfree

Hey @TheRangeUK I’ve been on hold so long - I think that your call centre is now closed! I need to cancel an order - how else can I do this? TIA

First time for us to have our groceries delivered by the #Progressvan from @Ocado Great to see a symbol of inclusion and progression on our street! 🙌🏽 #ocadolife #LGBTQ+ 🏳️‍🌈

@Simy_78 @bruceebabe Fuck you @bruceebabe. Fuck you.

@bruceebabe Making fun of someone who battled anorexia a hobby of yours, is it? 🙄

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@bathomas00 I can confirm...Ben is 100% genuine. I'm glad we're now best friends.

@bathomas00 *every bird likes tweet to test genuineness of Ben's original tweet...

@erikajayne I was until you said the C-word. Grim.

Hiiiiiiiii cunts. Feeling good about yourselves out there???

@DanMacPherson Nice keeping up with you after all these years, since #Godspell was on in Liverpool. Still one of my fave moments in life - introducing you to @officialbarnesy ❤ #ynwa #memories #allgrownup

@DanMacPherson Nope, I eat the unopened mussels - I give the unopened pistachios to the husband, because cba.

@ReeseW My friend went to a funeral last week...and the silver-lining was the heels 👠 #everycloud #findthepositive

Remember heels?

@JakeQuickenden She flew to Dubai, to motivate us to ride on camels it seems...I'll try that later on the dog shall I love? Utter moron.

Yes bird, we sure do. #matriarchy