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A thread: I have not written this out ahead of time, I am writing as I go, so bear with me, this is just a musing. The Lord of the Flies theory of millennials. This is a different generation than ever before in history. This is a generation that grew up in a 1/

I will pay someone one thousand dollars if they can provide me with a picture of Erika Kirk pregnant

The aftermath of my magnificent $22 cheeseburger last week.... I still have no kitchen. BUT I now have a George Foreman grill, and some lovely ground beef that was on sale! Tomorrow I will start getting good at this. I will not pay $22 for a cheeseburger again! 🤣

Japanese news outlets were doing a live translation of the press conference, and when Trump dropped the Pearl Harbor joke the translators were audibly lost for words and paused for a few seconds in disbelief

🚨BREAKING: Erika Kirk’s Went On A Shopping SPREE The Day AFTER Charlie Was Assassinated —But EVERYONE Grieves Differently Right? 😱 We are told a story of a tragic loss and a movement in mourning. But the digital receipts tell a different story—one of a woman who wasn't catatonically depressed, but instead, was ready for a wardrobe refresh. 🧾 The Receipt: September 11th, 2025 According to a verified leak from an insider at Alo Yoga, a purchase was made under the name Erika Fransve (her maiden name) just hours after the world learned of Charlie Kirk’s assassination. The Timing: Charlie was pronounced dead at 4:00 PM on Sept 10th. By 11:00 AM on Sept 11th—less than 24 hours later—Erika allegedly spent $1,043.30 on new clothes. The Items: This wasn't a black dress for a funeral. This was a "yoga mom" shopping spree. Gym clothes. Tracksuits. Overpriced gear with "fat, ugly logos." 🧘‍♀️🚩 Ask yourself, If your husband—the man you built a life and a movement with—was publicly assassinated, would your first instinct be to go online and buy gym clothes? A normal wife would be Catatonic. Unable to eat. Unable to get out of bed. The feeling that you are trapped in a nightmare. Waking up, logging on, and getting a $1k shipment of yoga gear sent to the house. Is it a coincidence that this shopping spree happened the same day the VanceKirk2028 domains were being prepped? It’s giving "from scars to stars" a whole new meaning—more like "from tragedy to a new wardrobe." This isn't just about being "overdramatic." This is a window into the soul of the person now running a $250M donor machine. If you can shop for leggings while the FBI is still processing your husband’s crime scene, were you ever actually in mourning? Or were you just preparing for your rebranding? This is one of the most significant pieces of evidence uncovered so far. It perfectly matches the timeline of a calculated transition. The "Widow’s Ascent" didn't start with tears; it started with a thousand-dollar checkout. Does this look like the behavior of a woman who just lost her soulmate, or a woman who just gained a promotion?