Melisa Degui

@SirBylHolte I remember that the books had a boring story about how hermione help freeing the elfs in the castle and how she managed everything so they could have rights and benefits 🙃🔫

Predictions for the HBO Harry Potter series: Harry’s mom will come back to life as a powerful witch who fixes everything. Snape's backstory will be completely retconned to make him a victim of white supremacy. Hogwarts will suddenly look like an LA high school. Black female students will be front and center and way smarter than everyone else. There will be at least one non-binary student or teacher. There will be at least one handicapped student and/or teacher who teaches everyone how to appreciate their disablility. Harry will no longer be the golden child and will be constantly put in his place by female teachers and students. Ron Weasley will become an even bigger bumbling idiot and punching bag. The entire Weasley family will be mocked and humiliated for being poor gingers. Hermione will become even more overpowered, flawless, and an unbearable know-it-all. Black Snape will get way more screen time than white Snape ever did. Black Snape will make everything about race, oppression, and how evil whiteness is. Every powerful male creature will have a strong female tether or handler. Female teachers and students will dominate every scene and always lecture the males about their privilege. The mean uncle will be replaced by the now-mean aunt. The Malfoys will become obvious Trump surrogates and pure evil rich conservatives. Dumbledore's gayness will be proudly portrayed. Voldemort’s followers will be reimagined as a stand-in for MAGA and white nationalists. All the house elves will be freed on-screen with heavy slavery analogies. And the entire story will be about how Harry learns to shut up and listen to the women and minorities around him. What are your predictions for this show?

@EiProfeta La verdad que no, esa serie nueva va a ser un desastre.

Por mucho que pase el tiempo, hay cosas que nunca cambian.

@FASTF4TI They are both really handsome, what are you talking about?

Looksmatch but sad tbh. Having to accept your fate as a below average human being, married to another below average human being must be incredibly demoralising

@ronin21btc Nobody in argentina wants to fuck american passport bros. Go and fuck a poor latina instead, they are desperate for the greeen card.

I love this anti feminist professional passport bro who jus encourages all western men to go to SouthAmerica 😁

@SimonViklund I think the worst part is when they force us to change them.

Can we PLEASE for the LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY just STOP IT with the password complexity criteria already? We all know the highest risk is that the service itself leaks the password in a security breach, and then what use is the complexity?

@elenadesaa1999 Yo soñe varias veces con el celular, dejen de viralizar esta teoria falopa.

¿Cómo es que ya estamos en 2026 y nadie ha encontrado una explicación convincente de por qué los celulares nunca aparecen en nuestros sueños si los usamos varias horas al día?

@anasabevolar Sigo jugando a los sims y escuchando a britney

Éramos felices y no lo sabíamos

@stopvaccinating They are 10 and 12, why arent they bathing themselves?

Muslim religion…

Hoy es "proyecto barrio cerrado moishe" Manaña seremos Palestina Seguí viendo Gran Hermano, seguí esperando que colapinto salga primero, seguí esperando el mundial para ver a Messi, goy hijo de puta.

There is an abundance of oil. There is an abundance of coal. There is an abundance of gas. There is an abundance of food. There is an abundance of water. Scarcity is being fabricated by psychopaths.

@FrankTornen Que se fundan todos

El desplome de consumo de alcohol los últimos 5 años es tan bestia (cerveza -25% worldwide, vino -12% ww, destilados -10% ww) entre otros, que se está llevando por delante corporaciones históricas como Pernod Ricard (Johnny Walker,Absolut) o Diageo (J&B, Tanqueray o Lagavulin)

Che y los Therian en que andan? Salieron a pasear justo la semana de la reforma laboral. Que hijos de puta

@ax_angelo If you heal you can have a teenage love with the right person.

A brutal blackpill reality for all incels If you never got to experience teenage love growing up then you've failed life and you're never going to recover from it. You're doomed and missed out on something that's once in a lifetime

@alphafox When I saw the gummies I just stopped watching.

@WhiteBabyFac She will end up alone and will be a 45 year old looser living with her squizo mom.

Dating advice I'll give my daughters: No sex before marriage—this protects you from being used for sex by men who aren't serious enough to commit. Don't date a man for more than 3 months if he doesn't express interest in marriage. If he doesn't propose within 6 months, move on. Do you agree?

@zoomyzoomm Isnt she jewish?

@SceneinCinema She was fat.

This was a comically fat woman for the movies 2 decades ago.

@usuallypregnant Its sweet when they are all under 8 years old but when puberty hits, its really awful. In the old days, the dad would start poor but 10 years later he would have money and that was solved. Now everybody remains poor.

It's materialism, more than lack of resources, that is holding people back from having big families. How many of us wouldn't be here today if our great grandparents thought the way that we do?

@alfkkifine She took online classes on her phone? Did smartphones and internet even exist in those “old times” they’re referring to? If not, then the story is obviously set in the present, which means she was essentially forced to marry someone she didn’t love in the last 30 years.

My aunt got married at twenty-one because everyone said it was “the right time.” She didn’t hate her husband. She didn’t love him either. She just learned how to live with him. She woke up early every day to cook, clean, and take care of everyone before herself. When she was tired, they called her lazy. When she was quiet, they called her cold. When she cried, they said she was being dramatic. So she stopped crying. Instead, she started saving small pieces of herself in quiet ways. She read books late at night when everyone was asleep. She took online classes on her phone. She kept a notebook hidden in her drawer where she wrote the life she wished she had. Years later, she helped her daughter apply to college in another city. She filled out every form, made every call, and cheered louder than anyone when the acceptance letter came. At the celebration, people praised her for being “such a good mother.” But I knew the truth. She didn’t just raise a daughter. She raised the version of herself she was never allowed to be.

@juresmccann This was never a thing, nodoby did that.

throwback when people used to crack the back of your iPhone to paint the lines