melanie 𓃬 🏁

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

#projecthailmary 🌌

Omg a hit tweet!! You guys should all follow me bc I’m cool and chill and I love Max Verstappen

Give me a week and I’ll have a new car for Max don’t worry guys I’m on the case

@marintml Link pls I beg

well i know a lestappen fanfic that says otherwise

“ship wars” this “ship wars” that i ship ryland grace with myself thank you very much

Max has a tulip variety named after him? Boy you’re so loved🌷😇

IM CRYINGGGGF LMFAOOOOO

im not even dutch this has me feeling patriotic

they... they poofed him......

Boy so girl

i’m actually crying because why are they writing headlines like max is some endangered species that needs to be protected by the fia wildlife reserve

#quackity: do you know how to take care of cats? #katieb: oh i know how to take care of some kitty that's for sure

if y’all saw the state of my tl y’all would be depressed too, it goes from rookie max, to redbull celebrating in suzuka in 2022, to “max verstappen wins 19 gp in a single season”, to the last lap overtake in ad21, to pictures of baby max…

entire Verstappen twt on suicide watch

arvid is younger and i don’t see anyone babying him #noticing

Literally him

Every day I wake up I think about Robert Pattinson Batman and Max Verstappen. I’m getting visions in my head walk with me

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japanese gp #f1