DrMelvin.A.RoachEd.D.

She is NOT lying - instagram.com/reel/DNOnGOoSs…

So yesterday Donald Trump posted a video of him crashing Stephen Colbert's final show, and literally throwing him in the garbage, and of course, I had to FIX it.

@JWe9378 I think restaurants should pay their staff an actual real-world living wage so that their staff does not have to rely on the generosity of strangers to earn a living.

Do you support this way of tipping or do you think you should tip the industry standard?

@xkdolopas @seductionsage Said from the basement of your mother.

@seductionsage Turns out if they remove sex scenes from mainstream films… they all prostitute themselves on OF…. FFS. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Actresses who Moved from Mainstream to 0nlyFans/Adult Industry... A Thread. 🧵👇 10. Jaime Pressly. 🇺🇸

@ThePatriotsPray @cisrits @colbertlateshow @realDonaldTrump Colbert has a net worth of around $75 million dollars. I think things worked out rather well for him.

@melvinroach @cisrits @colbertlateshow @realDonaldTrump I’m sure that’s right he’s putting down Trump every night. It worked out very well for him before.

Knap gedaan dit!🌊@colbertlateshow #Trump

@cutiieepie6 This must be rage bait

Some guy tipped me ten dollars in quarters, and I’m still trying to figure out what kind of person thinks that’s acceptable. I just finished a DoorDash order, and he casually mentions he forgot to tip in the app—which, fine, not ideal, whatever. Then he dramatically pulls out a literal roll of quarters like he’s handing me the crown jewels. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “Sorry man, I didn’t tip on the app, this is all I’ve got.” Yeah, thanks. I love holding a handful of coins like it’s 1998. I don’t use change. I’m not a parking meter. I’m not walking around with rolls of quarters or dumping them into a Coinstar just to get the money I already earned. I took it because arguing over coins isn’t how I planned to spend my day, but that doesn’t make it okay. Tipping in quarters is peak absurdity. Tip in the app, tip in bills, tip digitally—literally anything that doesn’t involve me schlepping around loose metal. Acting like this is normal? Pure comedy. And yes, no one should ever think a pocketful of coins counts as a tip.

@OutdoorHorizon Hell NO

“2028 scenario — no emotions, just honesty 👀🇺🇸 If Elon Musk ran for U.S. President… would you support him? ⚡ Think carefully before answering. A. Yes, full support 🚀 B. Maybe — need more clarity 🤔 C. No, not convinced ❌ D. Only if policies make sense ⚖️ Your vote matters 👇🔥”

@MikeBales Keep fantasizing, coward.

Let me triple-check the math… yeah, more whites have been killed by blacks this decade than blacks lynched in all of US history. But sure, keep telling me which direction the racism flows.

@NrgsHotTakes I have it a 9 out of 10. If you hate it, don't watch it

Daredevil: Born Again Season 2 This show fucking sucks lmao 2/10

2026 media thread the masses have been begging for:

@_iamlougotti Andrew Toney

Name an athlete you would love to see with an injury free career I’ll start with Andrew Luck

HOLY CINEMA!!! MY GOATS #Daredevil #DaredevilBornAgain #Ironman

Matt Murdock had his "I am Iron Man" moment. It was one of the best series' finale I have ever watched. Extremely well done #DaredevilBornAgain

@oyemnassxo It was one of the best finales I have seen in quite a while. Matt Murdock has his "I am Iron Man" moment.

The ending of the finale is one of tthe greatest ever, matt made fisk thinking he won while he dreams him being with vanessa in beach, while in reality matt is in jail, THIS IS PEAK #DaredevilBornAgain

@senshi_real Absolutely

vcs acham esse tipo de mulher atraente?

@MorganH67382892 @MbarkCherguia I use snips for the metal straps

@MbarkCherguia Personally I just took a knife and cut the strap on whatever it was that had these on it. The metal ones were a bit more challenging.

@MbarkCherguia No. This is an absolute waste of time and energy. Just cut the straps with a utility knife. I do this several times a week.

@Geldner @WallStreetApes 3rd-party ink is the move to make

@WallStreetApes Just buy HP ink at a store. No per/page price. Don't get me wrong, I think HP is more predatory compared to Epson, Canon & Brother. But this is not the total rip-off you're making it out to be. You can opt-out any time or you can try your luck with 3rd party ink.

American bought a brand new printer. She bought the ink for the printer, she bought the paper for the printer, now she’s at home and is ready to print She can’t print “They remotely shut off my printer until I paid $7.50 cents to print in my own home, to print on my printer, that I own in my home” This is the new $7.50 subscription plan by HP Printers Here’s how the plans work HP’s Instant Ink and newer All-in Plan programs are subscription services options: - You pay a monthly fee based on pages printed (not ink used). - Plans start low, from $1.79–$7.99 per month for 10–100 pages - $7–$8 per month plans are for around 100 pages If your payment fails. HP will remotely shutoff your printer

@VSOFonX @WallStreetApes INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY Property! Are you serious!?

@WallStreetApes 🔵Read that entire contract, that's not all they can do. Anything that you print off of your printer is considered the intellectual property of HP. Don't believe me, go read the fucking contract and STOP consenting to all of this evil.

@SassySculptor @WallStreetApes This is true. We had the same issue

@WallStreetApes This is so stupid … why would a consumer do this? Sorry … this is either untrue or the consumer is a young liberal that buys into absolute government control.🙄🙄🙄

@WallStreetApes The work-around is to use generic ink. We had the same problem at my job. We no longer have that problem.

@Bessmertnikoff @Maxy_aura History teaches us that lynchings, bombings of entire towns & communities, bombings of churches, shooting people bars solely on their race who invite you into their church to pray with them... you get the picture. Then there are the Timothy McVeighs and Dylan Roofs of the world

@Maxy_aura IDK; from my experience, black kids are the most aggressiv, violent and sadistic bullies wherever you go. Show me that's not true; if this instance is even true, it's very exceptional and not the rule.

These white boys from Troy Athens High School in Michigan had been bullying a Black student for months, calling him racist names like “Kool Aid monkey” and the N word, and nothing was done about it. So when they showed up again to mess with him, he’d had enough and knocked one of them out.