mel

you could be viciously mediocre, or you could get the fuck after it.

My exes are proof that I never dated men for money or material things.

empty gym >>>>

4 wins in 7 races, worst finish is 4th. 2026 is off to a good start!

guys the way i miss universal orlando is so sad. take me back. best day ever

@AmazonPhotos does this cool thing twice a week where they send me a notification that says “in good company” and it’s a collection of pics with the worst man i’ve ever dated LMAO

bad bitches have bad days too

you can keep hatin, i’m poppin regardless

stressing myself out about the week ahead but it’ll be worth it when i’m in orlando on friday 🤩

@sheetz some birdz work full time sheetz :(

@melroseplace_ Early bird getz the popcorn

in love with the fact that @sheetz has popcorn makers now, but really disappointed that every time i go it’s empty and they won’t make more. :(

opening day win always feels real good

just broke under $100,000 owed on my mortgage. woohoo lmao

going to be sobbing watching the hannah montana 20 year special 😭😭

i wish i could watch jersey shore again for the first time

😂😂😂😂😂 man that’s funny af.

coming to the gym and seeing my cousins is like the best feeling. they really are my favorite people 💙

some people’s ability to lie should be studied in universities…

still having a love hate relationship with indoor szn

@Blake_Lirette yes!

Hey @melroseplace_ can we go?

YAY. going back to vermont