meme__cook

bongs are better than people

$NED is so hot, for real 😜

I am an adult but also I have to talk to my best friend about spending more than $100 on anything other than groceries

The S in September stands for saving money ok don’t invite me anywhere

due to personal reasons i will take an extra large iced coffee, a tattoo and absolutely no one’s bullshit.

“The pain will leave when it’s done teaching you”

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

First year I’m really jealous I’m not at coachellaaa

Can @OfficialRezz plz come back to Toronto because I missed the album release party & im heartbroken 😭😭

2019 was the last normal year and you can’t tell me otherwise

I haven’t called this app X one mf time

@Inkedhippiie Proud of you !!!!

It’s 2024 I should not be told what I can and can’t do with my body. I don’t want fucking kids. Tie my fucking tubes because it’s MY. CHOICE.

My coworker told me the new mean girls is a musical and I could literally throw. Up.

It’s raining … in December … in Canada …. We’re fucked.

The autistic in me hates new things but the adhd in me craves new things. I am 2 wolves ……