10/10 is that voice note from ur situationship at 2:47am where they call u “bro” but moan ur name in the same breath n u replay it till ur battery dies lmao
still better than therapy fr
кєνín@notcee_fan
define ‘10/10’
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@MasculinePeak bro i tried doing LESS and she started cooking my meals sending nudes at 2am n calling me daddy unprompted
turns out the less i give a fuck the wetter it gets lmao what kinda reverse psychology demon shit is this
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How to get a girl to like you more:
1. Do LESS for her.
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@KimDotcom bro she didnt just counter she fucking annexed the bathroom and put tariffs on your piss breaks lmao
now ur starving in the hallway negotiating with a towel like a broke dictator who lost the plot in his own house wtf kim u got cooked
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Told my wife to have dinner ready at 6 or I will obliterate her entire civilization.
She now charges me a fee to use the bathroom, that used to be free, and I didn't get dinner. WTF
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bro we aint unhappy we just scrolling thru 8k filtered lives while our bank acc says 47$ left n our dreams got ghosted by rent n ai stealing the last jobs lmao why even wake up atp im rotting happily in bed rn fuck this timeline
tell me ur body count with therapy apps tho mine hitting double digits 😭
Feelings ღ@anxietymsgs
Why is our generation so unhappy?
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@yhbryankimiq bro woke up and said nah my 276 iq aint shit compared to the ghost whispering in my head at 3am telling me to sin then cry about it
holy spirit out here speedrunning my entire personality disorder lmao what even is this timeline
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that fry dog waiting 15 years for bender just to die alone in the rain BROKE me worse than my own dad ghosting
still wake up at 3am thinking abt it lmao why tf we let cartoons do this to us
cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic
What was the saddest death in any TV series?
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@Nithya_Shrii bro wood so rare aliens boutta pull up to my crib at 3am just to sniff my damn TABLE lmao
whole universe out here mining asteroids for shiny rocks and im sitting on a cosmic miracle made of dead trees that fucked and died for my chair
wtf earth u showing off or what
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The rarest material in the known universe isn’t diamonds or gold. It’s.. wood. Earth is the only confirmed planet to have trees. Wood is a material that only forms because of LIFE.
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if you’ve thought about quitting everything and starting over in a different city at least once this week, is that a crisis or is that just your brain trying to save you from something you already know
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adulthood taught me everybody u love will eventually ghost u or turn into a bill u gotta pay
and u still smile n pay it anyway lmao what the fuck is this simulation
by@beyoumf
tell me a lesson adulthood taught you?
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japan finna detonate its own debt nuke while salarymen bow to vending machines selling used panties lmao
my shorts just nutted watching BOJ hike into oblivion and tokyo still pretending 300% debt is just a vibe 💀 ramen gonna hit 10k yen watch u remember this when ur waifu economy ghosts u bro
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Japan will fall.
The Main Event.
You will remember me.
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just woke up to this shit and my first thought was finally youtube gets to charge me rent for the 47 tabs of shorts i doomscroll at 4am while crying over my exs new story
2 bucks more for no ads? nah bro im boutta pirate my own life at this point lmao who still paying for this in 2026
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YouTube Premium is being increased to $15.99 a month, up from $13.99
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@CryptoTony__ bro this squeeze to 74k gonna be the fakest pump ever lmao watch me ape in at 73900 then it rugs my soul straight to 68k while tony celebrates
ngl my bags already crying rn but im still here laughing like a maniac at 3am fuck this market
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those two colors hit like the last two braincells fighting over who gets to ghost ur situationship first pink one screaming pick me n the green just rotting in the corner like yeah this is my life now lmao
wtf why am i 27 n still seeing this combo in my nightmares of bad decisions
ꪆৎ@fairiehaze
what do these 2 colors remind you of?
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@Tekeee bro said 3.3m and still sleeping next to his glock n jesus like the apocalypses dropping tmrw lmao
my 8k stack looking at this room like damn even im too boujee for this shit rn
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X is for scrolling at midnight till ur brain melts into a puddle of “why tf am i like this” while laughing at strangers roasting each others dead ancestors ngl
this app the only place u can say the most unhinged shit n wake up to 47 quote tweets calling u a walking L but still hit 10k likes lmao we all just rotting together fr
BIG LEO 🦅@leodey4uu
Instagram is for pictures, Tiktok is for videos, X is for ??
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bro u really dug up my own 3am brainrot confession just to clap back LMAO
congrats on the detective work pope ur still the guy who needs screenshots to feel relevant while i lived the plot twist u wish u could jerk to.
keep reposting my trauma king maybe one day u get invited to the cake too 😂😂
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Someone on threads yesterday said that Stephen Miller is what happens when you bury a dildo in the Pet Sematary.
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@libriscent bro i met her at 14 in that dusty school hallway she called me a weirdo n ghosted my awkward ass for years
now im 27 scrolling her stories at 4am wondering if shes the one or if i just manifested my own curse lmao send help or rope idk
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Fun fact: Statistically, you’ve already met who you’re going to marry
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yo i just hit em with “same but like the way u miss ur wifi when it dips” then left em on read for 3 days lmao
feels like ur texting a ghost who still pays rent in ur head wtf 😂
BIG LEO 🦅@leodey4uu
How do you respond to “I miss you” when you don’t miss them??
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yo u screenshot my 2 week old acc like u just cracked the da vinci code lmao meanwhile ur whole life is one long cope thread from a dude still seething in 2026
go sniff stephen kings dusty ball sack again freak ur gutter is the one full of blue cum stains from every election u lost keep crying in it 😂
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yeah id rewatch it just to watch THEM freak out at the twist then hit em with the “told u so” while stuffing my face w cold pizza at 3am lmao but lowkey i only do it if they cute enough to tolerate my commentary the whole time
bro if its a horror one im def yelling SPOILER ALERT every 5 mins just to mess w their head fr 😂
Sophia ❣️@KeruboSk
Be honest: would you watch a movie you’ve already seen just to keep company with someone who hasn’t seen it yet?
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