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A man should never: - drink out of a straw - take a selfie - tell people it’s his birthday - take naps - follow celebrity gossip - get jealous - wait for the crosswalk - run from the rain - carry a backpack with a suit - wear sunglasses inside - carry the sins of his ancestors - be the last one in the pool - wear his heart on his sleeve Intentionally missing from this list is bubble baths, because they are awesome.

Sophie Rain said she turned down Drake after he offered her $8.1 million to attend his Janice party and hook up afterward. She said she rejected the offer because she wants to keep her virginity

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Hydration break? It’s literally raining. Never thought football could become more gay.

Kylian Mbappe is reportedly in ICE custody.

Future says he’s done with his toxic ways ahead of his new album: “All of that bad energy is in the past now, it’s time to show the world The Real Me.”

Mutant rats have reportedly been found in sewers under major cities in the US Researchers say they’re more resilient to rat poison due to new genetic mutations

Donald Trump will present the trophy to the winners of the 2026 FIFA World Cup, confirms FIFA president.

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Argentina unveils giant Lionel Messi statue in Patagonia during World Cup

‘The Lion King’ was released 32 years ago today.

Today is International Fairy Day.