i fucking hate stuart little

I’m gonna post this so y’all stop sending it to me

I just want to wish you all from this page a very Merry Christmas and a hope you have a great new year. Also Stuart Little was responsible for the Cuban missile crisis

The year is 1917. Germany is projected to win the war amongst a longstanding stalemate. In late March, Stuart Little’s great grandfather sunk four more US merchant ships and on April 2 President Wilson appeared before congress and called for a declaration of war against Germany.

I feel sick

Stuart Little tried to deactivate my account. But he 👏🏼 will 👏🏼 not 👏🏼 silence 👏🏼 me 👏🏼 💯

Back in the day one of my classmates said “if you hate stuart little so much why don’t you MARRY HIM?!” and I’m not gonna lie I still have not recovered from that one 😢

@noah_howland The only reason being that Epstein had found out something about Stuart’s past and was getting ready to testify against him. That rat bastard.

not tryna get all political but fuck stuart little

Road work ahead? Uhhh yeah I sure hope Stuart Little suffers a cruel and painful death.

Weird question but, what are the chances that Stuart is using Area 51 as a home base? (Asking for a friend)

You’re gonna be super disappointed when you storm Area 51 ready to clap alien cheeks and it’s just Stuart Little

Any of you willing to buy an admins bath water that has the essence of burning hatred for Stuart Little?

Bout to fuck these walls up tomorrow. I ain’t got shit to do on the stupid 4th of July

Does Walmart carry sledgehammers?

Now, I admit, I really do be trippin from time to time. But, fr I think Stuart is living between my walls. I can hear his stupid little feet scurrying around, fuckin keeping me up all night.

My last brain cell walking up to the plate

Ladies just walk away smh. $15? buy yourself Taco Bell or something. God damn.