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@tut_NOTmosis you wish you had those pecks #pumpingiron

@menkaure_ @GOATRamesses

Why'd you delete your tweet???

@GOATRamesses thanks for proving my point;)

@GOATRamesses yeah you're quite the looker... No wonder all those ladies were after you #not

@Amenhotep3rd @GOATRamesses I'd just like to point out that I was faithful to my two wives #keepitclassy

@KhafreTheGreat @GOATRamesses @RAMESSES_THE_3 and yours is?

@Sneferu_Pharaoh its about quality... not quantity #minedidntfall

@tut_NOTmosis @GOATRamesses yo fam.. The uraeus is a snake... 🐍

@tut_NOTmosis all it said is you had riches #moneycantbuyyouhappiness

That's too bad that you didn't accomplish anything as a pharaoh... @tut_NOTmosis

@SoterPtolemy fake

@SoterPtolemy they're made of bronze, which is always third place....

@its_Mentuhotep2 @T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t I lived 117 years

@T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t I guess unlike you my name lives on

@its_Mentuhotep2 @T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t I'm not gonna say anymore... I wouldn't want you to murder me too... #serialkiller

Maybe I had the smallest pyramid of Giza... But have you ever heard of best for last???

@tut_NOTmosis good thing you support anti bullying but not anti slavery like me....

I was kind to my people... No wonder the time I ruled was known as the golden age #cantbeatthat

Cleopatra is a murderer @T_h_e_G_r_e_a_t