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ESAU
ESAU@Esau_Matsiko·
A 19 year old already has a wife and a kid?? Me I’m here pushing 40 and all I have is my jerseys and rabbits in Kashari Mzee atufuze bubi nyo 😭😭
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Typical African
Typical African@Joe__Bassey·
He said nothing but the truth. That’s why, when a sensible elder speaks, the younger generation needs to listen.
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FergieStandards@FergieStandards·
We’ve been telling you the league is weaker when you bring Pep into debates vs Fergie or when Van Dijk is mentioned in the same sentence as Rio, Vidic, Stam, Terry etc. But the minute it’s a Manchester United player that does something special…
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🚨🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer SLAMS Bruno Fernandes matching the Premier League assist record: “The intensity of the league is weaker now than it was in the Henry and Kevin eras.” “Fair play to Bruno Fernandes because twenty assists in the Premier League is not easy, but I still think people are getting carried away comparing every era like they’re exactly the same. When Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne were putting up those numbers, the league felt far more intense to me. Back then you had defenders flying into tackles, midfielders constantly on top of you, and creative players barely had a second to breathe. Now the game is more open, more tactical, and honestly attackers get protected a lot more. Bruno is a fantastic player, nobody is denying that, but the conditions are different. And let’s be honest, everything at Manchester United goes through him. Every attack, every transition, every set piece. Naturally your numbers are going to explode when the entire system is built around you touching the ball all the time. For me, when Henry and De Bruyne did it, there was this control and dominance to their teams. Arsenal and City were overwhelming sides playing incredible football week after week. With Bruno, sometimes it feels more chaotic, more moments than complete control. So yes, respect the achievement, absolutely. But matching the number doesn’t automatically mean it carries the exact same weight across different eras.”

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Commodore.
Commodore.@TheWavyRed·
My girl asked me who would I save if she was drowning with Bruno Fernandes I told her, i'd save Bruno Fernandes first, then he'd assist me in saving her.
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Kennedy Wandera
Kennedy Wandera@KennedyWandera_·
Comoros🇰🇲 government now suspends new fuel prices introduced in response to the Iran war, backing down ‌after the hikes, diesel prices by 46% and gasoline prices by 35%, prompted demonstrations and deadly clashes across the East African archipelago. "The government and President Azali (Assoumani) heard the cries of the Comorian people. There ⁠was no other solution than to listen to them. The goal is to preserve peace," Energy Minister Aboubacar Saïd Anli announces. President Azali suspended the decrees related to the fuel price hike, which were introduced on May 9, to allow for talks on the matter. Source: @Reuters.
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Kev 屮
Kev 屮@UtdKev08·
🚨🎥🗣️| Michael Carrick’s FULL end of season speech to the Old Trafford crowd.
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Troll Touchline
Troll Touchline@TrollTouchline·
🚨🚨🎙️ Alan Shearer SLAMS Bruno Fernandes matching the Premier League assist record: “The intensity of the league is weaker now than it was in the Henry and Kevin eras.” “Fair play to Bruno Fernandes because twenty assists in the Premier League is not easy, but I still think people are getting carried away comparing every era like they’re exactly the same. When Thierry Henry and Kevin De Bruyne were putting up those numbers, the league felt far more intense to me. Back then you had defenders flying into tackles, midfielders constantly on top of you, and creative players barely had a second to breathe. Now the game is more open, more tactical, and honestly attackers get protected a lot more. Bruno is a fantastic player, nobody is denying that, but the conditions are different. And let’s be honest, everything at Manchester United goes through him. Every attack, every transition, every set piece. Naturally your numbers are going to explode when the entire system is built around you touching the ball all the time. For me, when Henry and De Bruyne did it, there was this control and dominance to their teams. Arsenal and City were overwhelming sides playing incredible football week after week. With Bruno, sometimes it feels more chaotic, more moments than complete control. So yes, respect the achievement, absolutely. But matching the number doesn’t automatically mean it carries the exact same weight across different eras.”
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Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸
If you send in U.S. military troops into Iran, there is going to be a political revolution in America. WE. ARE. DONE. We said no more foreign wars and we meant it. The coalition will unite and be unstoppable. I’ll make sure of it. End this war. It’s stupid.
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Casemiro
Casemiro@Casemiro·
There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️
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Brian Krassenstein
Brian Krassenstein@krassenstein·
Hunter Biden on Elon Musk: “You’ve got some motherf-cker who’s made over $251 billion being a United States citizen, that got here and stayed here illegally before he got his citizenship, sitting here lecturing us on who we should allow into the US”
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Premier League
Premier League@premierleague·
Casemiro x Old Trafford 🥹 The last dance ❤️
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(fan) Trey
(fan) Trey@UTDTrey·
From 15th to 3rd Thank you King ❤️
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Premier League
Premier League@premierleague·
🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️🅰️
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Manchester United
Manchester United@ManUtd·
United, always ❤️
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Sulaiman Ahmed
Sulaiman Ahmed@ShaykhSulaiman·
BREAKING: U.S RESPONDS TO IRAN’S PROPOSAL: 🛑 Iran must hand over 400 kg of uranium to the United States 🛑No compensation for damages incurred 🛑 Only one Iranian nuclear facility may remain in operation 🛑 None of Iran’s frozen assets will be released 🛑 No ceasefire throughout the region
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