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I know it takes time to understand the sincerity of my commitment to make amends I take full responsibility for what’s mine but I don’t want to put my fans in the middle of it My fans are everything to me Looking forward to the next shows See you at the top of the globe 🌏

ALL FALLS DOWN transitioning into JESUS WALKS is next level.

One of the best comment sections on a Tiktok that I've seen in ages.

My favourite clip ever. Still can’t believe Alisson is the first to get to him hahahahahaha when did he start running? Must have been before the ball was even in the net

I'm afraid Starmer has seriously upped his game, both in terms of comms and his performance at PMQs

Have been talking to lots of British army squaddies in pubs in Cyprus this week. One common theme - since Labour got back in, they're getting the kit they need again. Prior to 2024 the cupboard was bare for a decade.

First in my bloodline to see a sperm missile

This may be contender for realest cameraman of all time? Can you imagine filming the drone, realizing its flying towards your house and just going “fuck it keep it in frame”

I am sorry 'Flappy Bird' users, 22 hours from now, I will take 'Flappy Bird' down. I cannot take this anymore.

🇦🇷🥴 Rodrigo De Paul’s girlfriend shared a story about her drunk husband after the 2022 World Cup victory: – I had to treat him like a child because he just couldn’t stop celebrating! I kept baby-talking him and constantly saying “I love you” to calm him down. In response, he mumbled: “I love you too, Messi.”😅

Lavvvvvvvvvlyyyyyy! ✅✅✅✅✅✅ ESR! 👌

Been telling you all for a while best group chat about!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Woooooosh!

Half time! ⏰

On all these tonight - the main man Solet. Cremonese concede a lot of shots - 27, 14, 15, 20, 9, 24 in the league this season. Isn’t afraid of a shot from range (shot map attached), ones gotta hit the target or fly in eventually.

Like and retweet this if you were on commentator confirmed it was Jose that was booked! 🟨

Beautiful stats behind this one!! ✅ VIP Businezzzzzzzzzz! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

My group chat showing me up at this point! 🤣🤣🤣 80/1 yesterday ✅ 33/1 today ✅ Just messing Big up Kieran! 🔥 🔥 🔥

@J32W_ Yeah pre order for all iPhones on 12th but I wouldn’t hold your breath on the first expected date to be in stores, don’t think they’ve had them in stores on time for past 3/4 years. Always order within minutes of pre order and usually arrive closer to October time

OH MY WORD SZOBOSZLAI WHAT A GOAL, WHAT A FREE KICK🤯🤯🤯

No way Salah did this to him infront of Pep😭😭