Meredith

@whoweekly The fans were right it turns out, shout out to the fans

after piano was spotted near water

@flexcalibur @kathleenleary Do you need me to forward it to you, with the Perkins loan one too?

@kathleenleary Are you trying to find the Northwestern loans one? Me too.

my biggest flaw is losing track of those class action settlement emails

@flexcalibur Rude but worth it

Important question: if a friend is wearing a red and black striped shirt with a fedora, is it rude if I tell her “oh my god, Freddy Krueger, I love your work!”

@flexcalibur Why’s it got that little mound of Parmesan on top

It’s giving 3000 year old Egyptian mummy.

@flexcalibur It is a strong brand you have

Me, every weekend from 2012-2015 and also every time I’m back in Chicago:

The part in “The Bear” where Tina goes to Karaoke at Alice’s is actually very relatable and authentic imo.

@flexcalibur Unless they are also moving soon

Whenever anyone talks about their friend or partner named Max I assume they’re talking about the streaming service.

@flexcalibur I would like to know the other three families and which of them runs wrigleyville

lol at this random ass monster gangs of Chicago episode. It is clear very early that this was meant to be set up for a spin-off but it is not very good.

I have started watching “Supernatural”. I don’t think I’m going to watch every season back to back so I suspect the entire series will take me approximately 5 years to get through.

@flexcalibur 48-minutes-ago me was a damn fool

Everyone who thought they’d get to watch an hour of the Love is Blind reunion before “Succession” starts

@Mags_Larkin Wait great point

@ashure Literally any clothing store have you seen women’s fashion these days

where do I get a pair of wide leg cropped black pants to wear with combat boots

truly baffled by Wednesday spending any time with the normie when she could be with the tall tortured artist who has a ponytail, not remotely realistic for any kind of teenage girl

Why do all the World Cup backup dancers look like Kevin Federline

although we've come ... to the end of the road ...

They are actually getting kind of funny though

Whoever put my name on the Republican text listserv is an evil genius. I’ve never blocked more numbers or been more annoyed in my life. Excellent move for someone you hate.

@Mags_Larkin @BabyDMarie Agreed, the only Perkins I have ever been to (once a year, for breakfast) has genuinely the worlds worst coffee, you could send me to the worlds worst Culver’s and it would still be 8000 times better. This should be a ranked choice vote.

Kind of weird that we’ve turned death row last meals into a fun icebreaker question. “You’re about to be executed for committing a heinous crime, what do you want to snack on beforehand, Leslie? Omg same I want chick-fil-a immediately before the shock that sends me to Satan too!”

@ReccaBichman Doesn’t preclude me from googling Frankie Muniz

@meredyoung Isn't it your birthday today

Really a lot of information to consider in this paragraph

@HayesGardner Did you win

A guy at the gym just asked me to play full-court 1-on-1. Was too startled to say anything but yes.

@ashure I feel like with Walden you should already be starting with the mindset that it’s going to be something that no human being has ever demonstrated in charades before, so I think you should definitely have guessed it

like this tweet if you could have gotten "Archimedes' principle" from Walden demonstrating water displacement in our nightly game of charades