Mary Kate Planek

"Mary Kate's husband 100% will not be able to make a layup" -@tomplanek

not to sound corny but it’s so beautiful to see her this happy with a family of her own after everything she’s been through in her life. genuinely my biggest inspiration in life, she deserves the world 🥲

nobody cares but i'm waiting for benjamin mckenzie to show up as noah's catholic deacon bro in nobody wants this season 2

Midwesterners are fundamentally better people when it’s 50° and sunny in February

my entire personality for the rest of the year is to get Zac Efron an Oscar for “The Iron Claw”

never felt more mature than delivering a Starbucks gift card to my nail salon for their service this year!! 💅💅💅💅🎄🎄🎄

At 40, J. Crew Shakes Off a Midlife Crisis nytimes.com/2023/11/22/sty…

i dont know anything about the hunger games

why do parents love talking about restaurants and bars closing

The lights are so bright, but they never blind us ✨

girl version of Roman Empire this week is “what is a tight-end”

after four years of exclusively using a belt bag, last night i wore an under arm purse & will never be the same 👜

my will to be the girl everyone texts during team offsites about when im going to the happy hour knows no bounds

get in the car it’s august

❤️

@KirbStompt me whispering to myself: “Jeffrey” “Elizabeth”

over Christmas my family realized that my bf’s name rhymed with my sister-in-law’s name, and you have never seen a more satisfied group of people.

people be saying Midnight Rain is a skip … ARE WE LISTENING TO THE SANE SONG ??? HE WANTED IT COMFORTABLE !!! I WANTED THAT PAIN !!!!

“I Know Places” but with Taylor grunt-singing >>>>>

if you don’t like spaghetti squash, GROW UP

the only thing cringey-er than seeing married couples Venmo each other is seeing people charge their parents.

the world is not our oyster, we have reservations at 12:30, 3:15 and 7:45.

bf who says “what should we do today?!”, gf who has an entire itinerary booked and planned with reservations