Sally Ann Hall

So last night me and my husband went to a bar for our one month anniversary and did a lil sexy role play as strangers on a first date. Later a woman pulled me aside in the bathroom to say “sorry but I was watching… It is so funny how much you hate that guy and he has no idea.”

I strongly disagree with the President’s decision on Denali. Our nation’s tallest mountain, which has been called Denali for thousands of years, must continue to be known by the rightful name bestowed by Alaska’s Koyukon Athabascans, who have stewarded the land since time immemorial.

@judysquirrels I’m so so sorry for your loss, Jourdain. May he rest in peace ♥️

the only person I’ve ever called “dad”, the stepfather who helped raise me, passed away this past weekend. I don’t have many photos of him anymore, but I managed to find these. both birthday photos. top mine, bottom my brother’s. he was my brother’s biological dad.

Ultimately it isn’t the ghost of Christmas present or past that are able to change Scrooge. He has to have his shit rocked by the literal spectre of his own miserable death being celebrated to finally decide to change his ways. Anyway, hope healthcare CEOs have a good holiday.

I know this isnt the point but Lilly jay is fuckin gorgeous and I think she’d laugh at my jokes not just to be polite but like genuinely

Her personal life has overshadowed this but I don't think enough people know this woman has dedicated the last several years of her life to helping advocate for sexual assault survivors and providing mental services for victims. Lilly Jay I only want good things for you!

@SusannaBrisk At least I was late for work lol

@mesallyann Sorry. That would suck to wake up to 🪬

if you know who stole the hood of my car dm plz

@MrAlexisPereira Same!

@mesallyann Did not know this was a thing. Sorry

remember libertarians? or did I just make that up

Dudes thinking about the Roman Empire so much, they’re trying to recreate its decline so they can experience it in real time

Learned a new armadillo fact! Will be repeating it until I die without ever fact checking

@tmulcahey Keeping it as a plan b

@mesallyann it might help to physically assault them

The lord didn’t prepare me for my coworker to be in a great mood today

Maya Rudolph cold opens with a somber performance of Apple by Charli XCX

just tell me who to blame and I’ll do it

instead of freaking out about polls all day why don’t we just wait until the real votes get counted and then freak out for four years

Check on your hot friends today. We are going through an invisible battle you wouldn’t possibly understand

please give it to a plus sized girl this time. It’s one of the reasons why she was bullied in the book and why they used pig’s blood specifically

Help! I just asked my husband to bring me a change of clothes and he asked “which clothes” as if I remember a single top I own