Sarah Jane

"After a brief fifty-minute service, the photographer bounded forward to take pictures of the newlyweds walking back down the aisle. Eagerly, he snapped photo after photo and then – Boom! The photographer fell flat over backwards into the holy water." browns-close.com/2022/09/02/bro…

"I pointed out a man across the way. We’d gone out on one date six years ago, and he would text me periodically for years afterwards asking me what color my panties were." browns-close.com/2022/08/01/bro…

You have to admire his tenacity

"We wandered over to watch the band currently playing. They were all dressed in neon. One woman was wearing cat ears. Another was wearing a large velvet navy blue bathrobe. Most of the instruments in the band seemed to be fiddles and washboards." browns-close.com/2022/06/25/bro…

"The noise volume in the classroom grew steadily louder, and Cheerios and fruit cups began to fly across the room. One girl took a banana to the eye, and a boy was pulled under a table by two other students in retaliation." #teaching #volunteers browns-close.com/2022/03/30/mid…

"Her sunhat flopped around her face. She stuck her arm out in front of her blindly, attempting to not spill her drink." #bears #Alaska browns-close.com/2022/01/30/bro…

Wishing you all a joyous New Year! #2022 browns-close.com/2021/12/30/202…

Airline seats – recline!

@BrownsClose1 “When he didn't show, supporters instead claimed he would appear at a Rolling Stones concert later in the night.”

QAnon supporters gather on the grassy knoll to await JFK Jr mol.im/a/10157959

"In honor of #Halloween, this column will be dedicated to my dad, and his most favorite hobby of all time – standing in graveyards looking at headstones." browns-close.com/2021/10/30/squ…

"The trail bent to the right, and I couldn’t tell if the movement was coming from a fellow hiker, or something more sinister. Then its profile emerged from behind a tree one hundred feet in front of us. The most horrible profile imaginable." #Bears browns-close.com/2021/09/24/bac…

"I struggled back into my pack, requiring her help because I couldn’t get one arm through the strap; instead, I was hopping around like a chicken." #backpacking #backpain #Alaska browns-close.com/2021/08/30/bac…

“Life-sized (but fortunately not actually live) mascots of an emu and a kangaroo vanished from the Australian team's residences. A wide-ranging, and surely calm and measured, search found the mascots in the vicinity of the German delegation.” #Tokyo2021 sports.yahoo.com/stolen-mascots…

“Kim Jong Un is a millennial himself, but the 37-year-old North Korean dictator is showing little tolerance for the country's youth—warning young people to reject foreign culture, including K-pop and overzealous hugs.” wsj.com/articles/kim-j…

@BrownsClose1 Catching up from behind?

It's time once again to play #Wednesdayworkquote. Guess the topic: "Remaining items to be current will be completed by EOD."

@WSJ @DjokerNole #bathroom #pottybreak

@BrownsClose1 @ChurchillDowns #HorseRacing #horses

"Racing math ultimately proved to be its own entire field. In addition to the vagaries of paying $15 for a $10 bet, we eventually discovered that one can win $7 for a $30 bet." browns-close.com/2021/06/29/a-s…

@BrownsClose1 On fleek

ITCHING! You don't ITCH an itch. You SCRATCH an itch. People, please! npr.org/2019/12/29/792…

@BrownsClose1 Housing market?

It's #Wednesday, which means it's time to play #WednesdayWorkQuote! Guess the topic: "The buying signs are strong."