melody

Sometimes I feel like maybe a 23 yr old should not be on the meds that I am on but it’s okay

Kill me now TODAY

I ran out of fucking eggs for my Swiss meringue buttercream

I tried to make a baking video but it’s just like 5 mins of me looking confused and hitting myself in the head

I was 10 seconds away from calling 911 lmfao that was actually terrifying that’s never happened to me before

I licked raw cake batter and my throat felt like it closed up for like 35 seconds. What that mean

I’m making two more

Okay I think I fucked up the cake like really bad

Cutest girl on planet earth. Now I need to LOCK IN AND MAKE THIS CAKE BEFORE I GO INSANE

My daughter is spending the night with her grandparents that came in from out of town and when she left she said “hug please mama, kiss please” I’m gonna cry I love her so much

I started preparing to bake my daughters birthday to day cake at 10am and still have not started omfg

She told me that when I was four a therapist said I was a normal kid and she told him “NO! I have two normal kids at home, there’s something wrong with this one” lmfaoo

Was talking to my mom about how annoyed I get when my sisters pretend they weren’t normal growing up

@koffikardashian I know it’s crazy!!

@mesopissed she’s almost off to school whaaat

Two yrs ago today my beautiful daughter was born!!! Most amazing young lady on planet earth. I know everyone thinks their children are special but mine really is.

If anyone wants my harmonica playlist I will send it to u

Not sure why this is true but it is

Listening to people play the harmonica while you clean boosts productivity by like 3000%

Sometimes I see a picture of myself that is so ugly it’s actually disturbing and scares me a little bit