Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸

@messanglais

Has a lot of Lidl clothing. 🍉

Katılım Haziran 2009

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Mohamad Safa@mhdksafa·1d

When I was 6 years old, Israel dropped bombs disguised as toys on us in Lebanon. New report reveals that Israel left behind bombs disguised as toys in Gaza. Today, a cluster bomb shaped like a small football found in South Lebanon. But keep talking about Israel not targeting children.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·18h

@FootballVault1 It’s called a draw. Also, you’d hate cricket, I gather.

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The Football Vault@FootballVault1·1d

This is coming from the only sport that thinks ties are acceptable

Barstool Sports@barstoolsports

Mauricio Pochettino thinks American sports reward losers because there's no relegation threat for teams and they just fire coaches instead

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·19h

Shocked to hear you didn’t observe this at rush hour on a Tuesday morning in *insert European city*

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@P2WFantasy Keep quiet, yank.

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Skrip@P2WFantasy·1d

FIFA World Rankings - Italy #12 - Denmark #20 - Nigeria #26 - Poland #35 All of these teams didn’t qualify. There are 48 teams in the World Cup Having the best teams in the biggest tournament makes sense. The qualifying process is dumb

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·22h

@HairyChineseKlD @Destiny_Stone29 @StanCollymore Was chatting to an Italian recently about this exact thing. Calcio was being played in the renaissance period, but it was the English that codified the game. Humans have probably been kicking a spherical object around for thousands of years.

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Hairy Kid@HairyChineseKlD·23h

@Destiny_Stone29 @StanCollymore A football does not = inventing and codifying the laws of football.

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Stan Collymore@StanCollymore·1d

Yes, it matters. Because the world gets to see the unique English football ecosystem played out in the towns and clubs that have fucking propped this sport up for 150 years. That's why it matters. A visible display of the oldest football heritage anywhere. You'd think that would matter.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@KGrahamContent It’s not popular there? Ok, let somewhere else host it.

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Kevin Graham@KGrahamContent·2d

Another reason soccer is not popular here. Ties. They suck. In our country there is a winner and a loser. Why even have a game/match if no one wins?! And yes there are occasional ties in our NFL in the regular season and those suck as well.

Kevin Graham@KGrahamContent

Please soccer. Make the over the top dramatic flopping stop. This is a major reason soccer is not as popular here.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@TylerSm66832259 @JackDunc1 These aren’t hydration breaks. You have to be an utter mug to to think anything otherwise.

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Horseracing Fan@TylerSm66832259·1d

@JackDunc1 Cool pronouns. The last euros had hydration breaks but by all means this is Americas fault

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Jack D 🏳️‍🌈@JackDunc1·1d

They are doing these inside air-conditioned stadiums at night. Stop calling them 'hydration breaks', they are designed for adverts and corporations. It's the yankification of the sport. I'm so glad neither the BBC or ITV indulge in them.

AFP News Agency@AFP

Hydration breaks last just a total of six minutes during a match, but they stand accused of fundamentally changing the nature of football at the sport's ultimate showpiece.⚽ u.afp.com/Szfo

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@JackDunc1 Increasingly feeling like this World Cup is a watershed moment and we will look back on it as being the most detrimental event to the sport in its history. The toothpaste never goes back in the tube. BBC and ITV will be powerless to what they’ve unleashed.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@StephenDuf59928 @bauxietmali @BrisbaneStokie @Marksism__ Which is why scheduling a west coast game to kick off at midnight eastern time is just completely incomprehensible.

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S Duffy@StephenDuf59928·1d

@messanglais @bauxietmali @BrisbaneStokie @Marksism__ I guess trying to accommodate everyone, I mean LA 8 hrs different to England. 7pm is primetime westcoast, 10 here in NY, but doable. Happens all the time with other sports.

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Mark 🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦛@Marksism__·1d

Sorry, will be complaining about the kick off times. They don’t suck because they’re late at night. They suck because FIFA and the yanks have done some absolutely bizarre scheduling.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@bauxietmali @StephenDuf59928 @BrisbaneStokie @Marksism__ This is the point I probably didn’t do an adequate job of making! The fact they’re scheduling games that are pain in the ass for even people on the east coast is what I mean when I say it doesn’t make sense on its own terms!

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Julius@bauxietmali·1d

@StephenDuf59928 @messanglais @BrisbaneStokie @Marksism__ Most scheduled matches in LA start at noon in fact but bizarrely the team USA one next thursday starts a 7 pm. That's inconvenient for a lot of americans too!

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@StephenDuf59928 @BrisbaneStokie @Marksism__ Big words? 😂 it really is as bad as they say it is over there.

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S Duffy@StephenDuf59928·1d

@BrisbaneStokie @messanglais @Marksism__ No. The guy using big words.

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Juanma Tucci@juanmatucci·2d

Ni el cooling break, ni la publicidad invasiva, ni las distancias imposibles: lo peor de este Mundial es que una madre no pueda ver a su hijo cumplir el sueño de su vida por no tener autorizada una visa. Hasta a los propios jugadores los requisan como si se tratara de delincuentes. El fútbol era de la gente. Qué asco que la FIFA lo haya convertido en esto.

Fútbol y Política@FutboliPolitica

🇨🇻 “Desafortunadamente, mi mamá tampoco pudo estar aquí por un problema de VISA”. Esto dijo Vozinha, arquero de Cabo Verde, luego del gran partido que hizo contra España.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@Asensiazo As would be true if any major European top 5 league nation hosted it. If this is an attempt to own the Europeans, it’s a flop.

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Rez@Asensiazo·2d

The best part - all these stadiums actually existed when the hosts made their bid

𝙁🇸🇪🇨🇮@fuadyabz23

bro it’s like 14th game and i haven’t even seen a stadium being reused yet

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·1d

@BrisbaneStokie @Marksism__ I’m not flummoxed by it, it’s just that there is a common sense approach to it. The scheduling is a total mess on its own terms.

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Joe@BrisbaneStokie·1d

@messanglais @Marksism__ Notable how some people seem completely flummoxed by the notion of time zones.

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Bd@irB@ll@Bd_irB_ll·2d

Two games ago the MOTM was telling us he couldn't bring his mom to watch the most important moment of his entire career cause her visa got rejected

Kalle📸@KalleSorbo

Genuinely asking: What has the US done wrong here? Seems like it's been a smashing success. Every game is sold out, and there have been almost no hiccups organizationally.

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·2d

@frmarcellinus Amenities means more than just the stadium. You have the public transport infrastructure of a developing country.

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Dee Macé@frmarcellinus·3d

The fact that the US didn't have to panic-build stadiums and other facilities for the world cup because the amenities are just there, and have always been there, still baffles me. No country comes close ngl.

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Leyla Hamed@leylahamed·2d

The amount of grief nations like Iran are carrying while being told to just “play football” under awful conditions on US soil, after everything that country has done to their people, is obscene.

Ryan Rozbiani@RyanRozbiani

Iran's National Football Team Honors the Minab 168 Children with this video for the FIFA World Cup

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·2d

@LiamTharmeCoach Well no, but if we say “let’s do some tactical analysis in this 3 minute break” we’ve conceded something to the idea of quarters. We shouldn’t do that, is the point I’m making. Just because it’s a better use than ads, doesn’t mean I want it to stick around.

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Liam Tharme@LiamTharmeCoach·2d

@messanglais I’m not normalising it?

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Liam Tharme@LiamTharmeCoach·2d

BBC letting Emma Hayes talk tactics with a blackboard and then overlaying video (with telestrations) is a phenomenal use of expertise and analysis. Absolutely love it - and kudos to the analyst for clipping that and annotating so quickly

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Sir Kif-Kif Starmer 🇵🇸@messanglais·2d

Cabo Verde, you’ve cured my depression.

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@FootballVault1 @P2WFantasy @HairyChineseKlD @Destiny_Stone29 @StanCollymore @KGrahamContent @TylerSm66832259 @JackDunc1