Sean W

to anyone who says Carhartt has been ruined by hipsters; it has been a streetwear brand since before you were old enough to be racist.

it saddened me to realize that JCVD came out shortly after the demise of HDDVD. i feel like JCVDHDDVD coulda saved the format

@zachswhite reality is good and bad glued together...poorly. nothing means anything. truth is an illusion. let's go watch TV

politicos keep using the phrase "the masses" but all I can think is "them asses".

yo sassyfrASSes! stop being lame and come deep throat some karaoke @JackpotMusic TONIGHT!!

@heartlocalmusic fav @JackpotMusic show? tie between Wolf Eyes show and Genghis Tron + Yip Yip + Black Cobras.

I'm over chips & salsa, I'm on cookies now.

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"sometimes you gotta tickle the poop out"

You say "Jump," I say "How high are you on pot? I am the boss of my jumping. Go to rehab."

the best part of this show was when he stopped playing guitar and started playing nunchucks

just realized that my level 61 argonian assassin was deleted from my save files... I don't know how to feel feelings anymore.

i forgot my phone at home this morning and it feels like i am suffering from phantom limb. that's depressing.

where do I get one of those light-saber dildos?? #axeonenightonly

the most effective method to quit smoking? kill yourself. statistics don't lie bro.

"Neil Young is great, but you guys are boring. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette" -my stepmom

"i don't even understand how that baby can draw penises"

@natebunnyfield the shape of the plastic bag isn't conducive to filing the oreo's into my mouth...or breathing.

hmm. I need to find a way to get Oreo's out of the bag AND into my mouth without using hands...

don't rub it. be a man