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Sean W

@messyerfaceup

i'm a nachos kind of dad

Lawrence Katılım Eylül 2009
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
to anyone who says Carhartt has been ruined by hipsters; it has been a streetwear brand since before you were old enough to be racist.
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
it saddened me to realize that JCVD came out shortly after the demise of HDDVD. i feel like JCVDHDDVD coulda saved the format
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
@zachswhite reality is good and bad glued together...poorly. nothing means anything. truth is an illusion. let's go watch TV
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
politicos keep using the phrase "the masses" but all I can think is "them asses".
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
yo sassyfrASSes! stop being lame and come deep throat some karaoke @JackpotMusic TONIGHT!!
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
I'm over chips & salsa, I'm on cookies now.
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
"sometimes you gotta tickle the poop out"
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rob delaney@robdelaney·
You say "Jump," I say "How high are you on pot? I am the boss of my jumping. Go to rehab."
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
the best part of this show was when he stopped playing guitar and started playing nunchucks
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
just realized that my level 61 argonian assassin was deleted from my save files... I don't know how to feel feelings anymore.
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
i forgot my phone at home this morning and it feels like i am suffering from phantom limb. that's depressing.
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
the most effective method to quit smoking? kill yourself. statistics don't lie bro.
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
"Neil Young is great, but you guys are boring. I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette" -my stepmom
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
"i don't even understand how that baby can draw penises"
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
@natebunnyfield the shape of the plastic bag isn't conducive to filing the oreo's into my mouth...or breathing.
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
hmm. I need to find a way to get Oreo's out of the bag AND into my mouth without using hands...
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Sean W@messyerfaceup·
don't rub it. be a man
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