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deep af in $ARB good luck tho those who sold their free shekels

@0xGamatatsu this is funnier

@0xGamatatsu why you gotta do me like this

@jebus911 bro you're telling me hit alamo drafthouse and pick up a pickle? no way

really? feel like I'm being trolled

not having hairdryers in the men's locker room is transphobic

@vers_laLune nah bro topo chico's the GOAT

so you should actually pick Liquid Death bc its not a plastic bottle and there's no light fucking with the water. Everyone wants to shit on liquid death, but its literally the best

it happened again but they were mining bitcoin in '07 lmao

the second i bring up that i've been in crypto since '15 they always start talking about how they knew about it before me. but i've never met one that actually bought

every single IT person I've ever met has a story about how they knew someone mining bitcoin back in '09 it's fucking hilarious

everyone's pro-globalization until you have to communicate with indian customer support

I aint never watched these will be uploading my apology tomorrow morning

@0xQTpie kardashian/BBL influence lead to a decrease in desire for big tits rather than big asses. don't have a cogent mommy milkers theory tho

liberals lack the indominable human spirit

@0xGamatatsu okay then which came first - chicken or the egg?

@0xGamatatsu it's a fundamentally unknowable question but i feel like the big bang is the universal immaculate conception

@0xGamatatsu what's your number then homie? 4000 years old?

fifth base is following each other on IG

moving to colorado tomorrow. god is great. beer is good. and people are crazy

non-toxic sex just doesn't hit the same like stop kissing me and spit in my mouth already