metalhanded

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Apparently I'm trying to be banned from all the internets. #GetKickedOffTwitter

I don't really care that much about hashtag games. I just thought it would be something to tweet about that I've never seen tweeted.

I hate myself more than you ever could know. Thanks for trying.

I win some, I lose some.

@SynnaSlater No, no I'm not. #love

@metalhanded Yes. Yes, you are.😘

Am I doing this wrong?

I felt your magic. It can't harm me. All I am is the truth. You can't break me.

@BellDavidC 3 and a quarter

I really don't give two squirrel shits anymore.

The truth hurts sometimes.

Ever meet a fuckwit named Jeff online and just immediately hate his guts but keep constantly sucking up to his bullshit? Me either.

At least 1000 of you hates him. I can feel it. You never say anything!

I think I'm just gonna randomly come down hard on ol' J to the D all day long

Worrying about typos is for assholes named Jeff.

What? Did I say something uncouth?

I'm an insane person #DescribeTwitterIn4Words

Batteries are stupid.

@BellDavidC Yep

Who cares.

@TheRealMattL I don't know what that means but it's still funny

Facebook is for faggots #DescribeTwitterIn4Words