Metaphortune (Ken)

Accidentally deleted some tweets so here's a few things: Listen to my album! It's streaming everywhere and called "Perennial Fae". You can get a neat CD copy here: metaphortune.bandcamp.com/album/perennia…

@lavatwin @2Crew24U2Too First episode includes: @ComedyBangBang character or Inter Miami 2 player, conspiracy theories, some light soccer discussion, and a voicemail from a sentient soccer ball.

The main host and creator is one of my best pals, the venerable and talented @lavatwin! Go follow @2Crew24U2Too and take a listen to the first episode: 2c24u2t.metaphortune.com/2C24U2T/2022/0…

Howdy pals, I'm back for a sec for some Shameless Self Promotion! If you like soccer and think I'm funny or interesting, you'll love the new podcast I cohost, @2Crew24U2Too!

Goin' out on this selfie from Shenandoah National Park. Take care!

I'm gonna blog more (on Tumblr? Or something?) and might do a few other things. I'll keep metaphortune.com updated with what's up. To contact me: km@metaphortune.com

Alright pals. I am officially, 100% locking myself out of my Twitter account forever. Keeping it up rather than deleting for nostalgia purposes. It's been real, but Twitter is mostly a negative thing in my life nowadays.

@SuvatJonas98 Love you bud <3

Happy thanksgiving to my boy @metaphortune

Read this news article and watch the clip of my wonderful sister presenting on COVID-19 and my Grandma Britta who was taken by it. (it's about East Tennessee, but still, relevant) heraldcourier.com/news/local/wat…

I also made this video! I love it! youtube.com/watch?v=SjmHFa…

I made this video! I love it! youtube.com/watch?v=_aSDFF…

A summary of the songs (in no order). Come back to it and guess which song is which! (I doubt it'll be hard!) (#6 is already going to have a video by Yours Truly) (1,6,7 have never been heard by anyone. 2 songs I've done live, one of those is thoroughly reworked).

1. New music on the way. Single(s?) out next month. 2. Anyone want to make a music video for a song? Hit me up.

Did a quick cover of what may be my favorite song of 2019, Dice by #Konradsen. @cascine_ Please enjoy! youtu.be/YS0g-jBttyE

Also, sorry in advance if I should've said this directly to you rather than you finding it out via tweet, but: ya boy is pansexual. (also also, I was at the beach last week and it ruled)

After a long delay, here is episode 5 of the ol' podcast. Why was it delayed? It will become obvious very quickly! (hint: this time it's not because of me!) metaphortune.com/podcast/index.…

@amandaballins @NifMuhammad That is an Impossible Question. Foals and Keane are the most obvious ones. Danananakroyd is the best "band I never would've heard otherwise" though. Fifa 09 soundtrack in particular had *such* an influence on my music taste. Just stellar.

incredibly specific question but best band you discovered through one of the FIFA soundtracks?

I've been mostly avoiding social media but just wanted to say real quick: @MayorGinther and CPD chief Quinlan need to step down and we need to reduce the CPD budget by at least 75% 😊

In a work town hall, asked what our sector is doing to combat institutional racism. Got to watch the president squirm 😊

Last 2 days, spent a little over $30. Not a big donation, but every bit counts!

Pledge time: For every dollar I spend in the next 7 days, I'm going to donate 50 cents to @fund_columbus. I'll have receipts! If you're in the financial position to do something like it, do it.