charlotte thornton is inactive

bitches will say they prefer oasis to blur then go listen to gorillaz

twitter has yammered endlessly about lots of stuff but i dont think ive ever encountered a conversation as pointless as whatever this taylor lautner thing is

“i’m feeling #1 for sure. stunning!!” and its literally this

r/weddingdress is my favourite subreddit because it’s the most stressed women on the planet arguing about the fit of a bodice and ive never agreed with them once

women only want 3 things: 1. honk 2. shoo 3. mimimi

imagine having a 46 year career and the first paragraph of ur wikipedia page lists you as wwii’s most masturbated-to woman

situationships? oh like the titanic?

james gunn tweet

post-musk twitter makes me want to gouge my eyes out i can’t believe you people are driving me to reddit

not to be a hater but youtuber boxing events are the death of culture

@LaikaLoveheart thanks legend

anzac stands for “australia new zealand and canada”

jesse james absolutely the sickest name of all time. shame that when u have it ur either a confederate extremist, a cheating tattoo artist, or a recurring character on glee

@catserro so true

it’s so sad that there is a lack of online virtual worlds and safe spaces tailored for kids today, since the decline of flash 😢 nowadays, children are left to navigate social media platforms intended for adults without anyone watching out for them, which is so terrifying

me seeing an old man with a balloon: you’re giving up

drop it like it’s some like it hot

the societal prejudice against bra straps will no longer be tolerated

there is no slang term more gen z than “scenepack”. this word could not have existed while a member of the bush family was in office

[watching a movie with famous people in it] celebrity sighting!

can anyone else only read EEAAO to the tune of old mcdonald

when eric and donna got engaged on that 70s show red really acted like they joined isis