Wandering Mike

I wonder how much it cost to install an electronic sign to tell me to do what I used to do anyway? 🤔

I guess there’s an open carry policy on this @kcmetrobus. 🤷‍♂️

Impromptu park & ride

TFW you see Metro Fare Enforcement officers getting ready to board the bus, so you get off half a mile before your stop to avoid the hassle of taking your bus pass out of your wallet to show them.

@VeloBusDriver Wheelchair lift for disabled drivers?

So… This is happening now.

I have overheard the n-word on this bus way too many times for one ride, but I’m not sure I can say anything about it.

They left out “species”, the bigots. #triggered

Whoever ate garlic for breakfast this morning, thanks for keeping the vampires off this bus I guess. #WhenLifeHandsYouGarlic

There oughta be special, exterior seats on the bus for passengers with uncontrollable flatulence.

@kcmetrobus Rapid Ride stop 7100 usually hosts a few more nuts than this.

The inner workings of a digital bus stop schedule. (SPOILER: It’s not elves.)

At first I thought it was just a cough drop, but judging by my ear fatigue, I think the guy across from me may be sucking an everlasting gobstopper.

#ProTip: If you’re going to the trouble of hiding your malt liquor in a brown bag, make and effort to not spill it all over the floor.

I haven't posted much lately. On my bus route everything I do is "lately". #BusLife

Because bags are people too. instagram.com/p/BTZPLxqlwTl/

Pro tip: If I align myself with the bus stop waste receptacle, the rear door stops right in front of me, and I'm acclimated to the smell.

@AVancouverBus Lots of "pit" stops?

@DwayneCullen I've had good luck with paper plates.

Thanks again, @kcmetrobus and @SoundTransit! youtube.com/embed/AjEoW5rG… #TDAD #MetroSmiles