Denis Metrustery

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Denis Metrustery

@metrustery

Catholic theologian; ‘Saved, Sanctified, and Serving: Perspectives on Salvation Army Theology and Practice’ (Paternoster, 2016)

Northern Ireland Katılım Haziran 2020

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Denis Metrustery@metrustery·1h

@HiddenYorkshire Maybe just bi and horny… 😝

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I cuold be your right lezza...or yuor cute and pretty woman...

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The duality of man...

Catherine Warr@HiddenYorkshire

fortunately i am an equal opportunities offender

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Denis Metrustery@metrustery·1h

@andrewpconnell Probably a greater number of French fries in Calais 🍟 😂

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Andrew Connell 🇺🇦@andrewpconnell·1h

Do the Burghers of Calais count?

The Knowledge Archivist@KnowledgeArchiv

"I've searched all the parks in all the cities — and found no statues of Committees." — G.K. Chesterton

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@drhingram

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@drhingram That will, of course, go over their heads

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Dr Helen Ingram@drhingram·22h

If ignorance is bliss, there should be more happy people on this app

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@andrewpconnell Did someone drop a Dulux colour chart?

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Andrew Connell 🇺🇦@andrewpconnell·1d

Siding, by Hurvin Anderson. I don't know where, if anywhere, this depicts, but to me it captures the heavy greenness of outer suburbia on a quiet, late-summer, afternoon. Much to enjoy and meditate on in his remarkable current exhibition at Tate Britain. I shall visit again.

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Denis Metrustery@metrustery·23h

A literal camel toe 😂 😂 @drhingram

The Notorious J.O.V.@whotfisjovana

Tabi’s have officially made it to mainstream.

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@andrewpconnell Not as many as at the sheepdog trials… (they were all barking)

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Andrew Connell 🇺🇦@andrewpconnell·1d

How many were found guilty? (Sorry.)

1976 Live@50YearsAgoLive

Prince Charles, sporting a new beard, attends the Badminton Horse Trials.

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@BellaWallerstei Isn’t that where they hold classical concerts (summer?) and you can picnic round the lake? If so, did that many years ago 😝

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Loved exploring Kenwood House

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@Sean_McDowell …but I barely know you

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Sean McDowell@Sean_McDowell·1d

Get married.

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@ACTBrigitte @breeadail The Travel Advisory shown is dated 2025…

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Brigitte Gabriel@ACTBrigitte·1d

🚨 WARNING! LONDON has FALLEN! The U.S. Embassy in London just issued a urgent security alert, a major terrorist attack is now HIGHLY LIKELY in Britain! London, once the jewel of Western civilization, is now conquered territory due to mass Islamic migration Deport the radicals. Secure the borders. Or surrender your country.

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@drhingram Thought that was for your garter belt lol

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Dr Helen Ingram@drhingram·1d

Might squeeze this into my handbag for protection on a night out

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@BellaWallerstei Unpopular opinion: get your books on Kindle. (Though I prefer ‘real’ books too!)

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Bella Wallersteiner 🇺🇦@BellaWallerstei·1d

All this girl wants is a crossbody bag that fits her books about technological empires 😭

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If you’re expecting a Star Wars joke from me on May the Fourth then you’re looking in alderaan places

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Wow! Who’s the real dummy! 😝 @drhingram

Yossi BenYakar@YossiBenYakar

British police have reached a new low. 30 officers were sent to arrest a mannequin, because it hurt Muslim feelings. This is not satire. The police have completely lost the plot.

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Denis Metrustery@metrustery·3d

@TheFigen_ West Side Story

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The Figen@TheFigen_·3d

When two cat gangs meet… straight out of The Godfather. 😂

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@BellaWallerstei Keep your chin up and enjoy the bank holiday x

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Bella Wallersteiner 🇺🇦@BellaWallerstei·3d

This Zionist bitch will never be silenced 😘

Resistance ☦️🇺🇸🌎🇵🇸@KindCirce

@BellaWallerstei How about you fuck off, we are very very tired of you Zionist bitches, children murdering warmongerers.

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Josh Barzon@JoshuaBarzon·4d

Which logo design is your favorite from these 4 options that I designed? I am working on a logo + brand identity for a church that wants the main logo mark to have a prominent central cross with a traditional yet modern vibe. Thanks in advance for your vote!