ashley meyer

How having narcolepsy messes with my love life: spr.ly/6019BrNhv

Got a little nerdy for a charity bowling tournament;finishing the night off with some #thetonightdough @jimmyfallon

Nothing better than Mulan ♡♥

Do you want to see MY wenis?! #saysthe3yo #threenager

.....so much pain today

Spending my late morning watching hummingbirds and basking in the sun ♥♡#Colorado

Any day that you can work a nap into your schedule sounds like a good day to me! ♡♥

My heart is so happy today. ♡♥♡♥

..it only took 10 minutes of checking to see if my water was boiling to realize I didnt turn the stove on. #happysaturday

"Those are for girls." #genderroles #genderdiscrimination #makeitstop #walmart

Adult status....not being able to sleep past my weekday wakeup time ):

"This sunset is asymmetrical." #valianteffort

*looking at the sunset* *sigh* "this is like ancient Rome. " #what

My boyfriend trying to talk artistically..."the curvature of the water really brought out the light."

..to which I yelled, "I'm a genius!" & the boyfriend responded..."No, you're an artist!" ♡♥♡♥

Soooo....I made a light box for tracing out of my front load dryer tonight :D

Just because a person is commended as courageous does not mean all others are sub-par in comparison.

On the plus side, I get to snuggle my favorite little baby-man tomorrow AND spend the day with my bff @syddberan ♡♥

When you find out your cholesterol levels are borderline high risk....at 23. #nothanks #dietchange #nomobuttah

My life revolves around sleep. #annoyed #narcolepsyproblems