Megan

and that's the last time we play package roulette with the lost Amazon packages in the office

I just need to take a moment and publicly brag about my mans and coworker behind their backs. My mans for delivering a sewing kit to my desk when my button flew off my pants during an event. My coworker for stitching the button back on an $80 pair of pants. It takes a village 😂

She’s the first! The first guest speaker. Representing Oak View Group. Thanks @mfaheyyy

Crazy what leaving a toxic situation does for your mental and physical health.

"One of the twerks about my facility is..." Well, at least the ones who zoned out were brought back in 😂😵‍💫

I am stuck in an email thread with all of the faculty in my department, and they just keep replying all. Send help 😅 This is also why bcc is so important

Y'all ever reflect on the day you've just had and just wonder how you made it without losing your mind?

I have been on this app for 14 years 💀

Grading midterms and I'm finally getting what comes around. I submitted so many sassy answers as a student and I have a student doing the exact same to me. I love it omg. Here's one I submitted in grad school.

Just another day thinking about how much i miss @Skittles crazy cores

I don't think Apple tv has the bandwidth for the number of people trying to watch this O's game

Twitter is last to hear about it since I open up this app like twice a month now, but I'm headed back to ODU this fall as an adjunct instructor!

MEEEEE 🙋‍♀️

I just want to be able to taste food again

@VoyaeK Also the nutella as poop prank. I would have been traumatized as a kid if my parents did that to me because I've always been scared of bodily fluids

The Chipotle Crispy chicken tacos at taco bell have no business going as hard as they do

Moniak... yikes dude

I finally cleaned up my office doom pile that had been growing for two months and it's quite honestly the greatest feeling. My fellow neurodivergents will understand.

I had a dream that I got a 2nd master's degree and the anxiety that came with that dream was 👎

Facebook is forever pushing random engagement rings on me but jokes on them I don't forsee any engagements in my future 😂