Michael Fritz

When your body tells you to stop drinking but someone buys a round of Jameson shots

@benwosko @DennisHouseTV @karasundlun Huge celebrity👑

This past weekend got to meet @DennisHouseTV and @karasundlun at work this past weekend. They thought that they recognized me and for a second I thought I was famous like them😂. Forgot to tell them I used to do the school news back in the day. Shoutout Mr. Casinghino for running a tight ship and still letting me deliver the news despite showing up a minute before we went live everyday😂

It’s that time of the year where we get big boy fuck you hockey with hitting. That old school shit. Subaru Twitter is so pissed off right now. Yeah I was just talking to the president.

David Wright That guy rocked.

The Boston Bruins losing 5 in a row to clinch a playoff berth

You’re welcome, @Senators and @NHLBruins.

I played an extremely bad level of hockey but this is what I see: Doesn't seem like UND has their legs under them and the puck keeps exploding off everyones stick. Been tough to string together a few passes. Even when the puck gets deep, Wisco is breaking the puck out quickly and relatively easy. UND goaltending = phenomenal. Wisco goalie has been dialed too but if I'm UND im trying to do whatever it takes to possess the puck over the blueline instead of dump it, and then immediately get everything on net and crash it. Make it dirty. Go full diana russini in the middle of sedona in the crease, you have to make this a greasy and disgusting effort. Married, kids, doesn't matter. Fake hiking bell canyon trail with your girlfriends but in reality mike vrable is under the gun 4th and 1, ass naked, with the back of his hand on your box screaming the play directly into the butthole. What I mean is, you have to go full gooch sweat to get what you want here. This perimeter shit (Credit to wisco) is not gonna work it has to change. Puck over the blue, everyone go to net, puck on net. Run someone. Kill someone. It doesn't matter

Nolan McLean got no run support & had his bullpen immediately implode after leaving the game. Around here we call that “a deGrom.”

Starting to realize it’s gonna be a tough week

1986 World Series. Red Sox vs Mets. Bottom of the 10th Vin Scully on the call

Roman soldier looking in the empty tomb after Jesus got up outta there

The most valuable lesson I’ve learned over the last month or so is that sometimes you have to breathe smoke and chew glass #returnoffheXO #happyeaster

Jose Reyes That guy rocked.

What. A. Moment.

Mets are on pace to go 162-0 and score 1,782 runs

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You can’t legally stop me from doing this

Per Coach Sturm, David Pastrnak and his wife, Rebecca, have welcomed a baby daughter. Congratulations to the Pastrnaks! David is expected to play tonight.

Bruins fans watching Casey Mittelstadt, Pavel Zacha, and Viktor Arvidsson this season.