self.

no longer praying on your downfall. i will be directly involved

Why do people who live by themselves sleep in the living room?

I love when toddlers passionately talk to you about absolutely nothing. 😂

propaganda i’m not falling for: becoming a bad person after someone hurts you deeply

Somebody matched my freak and we almost died

growing up i always knew i was gonna be the distant family member 😂

I recommend getting your life in order first. Love can wait.

Ngl knowing who I am, I can really see myself getting bored at my own wedding if it runs for too long

i wish i were a tree. no school, no work, just shhhhhh… ffffffft… wooooosh… rustttttle…

i prefer a lil favoritism... treat me better than everyone that's in your life

I hate feeling stagnant in life. When you can’t do anything but wait. I hate it

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

having a mother who still looks after you as an adult is a blessing and I love mine.

The downfall of Instagram needs to be studied. People only post on stories these days. What happened ?

Some Twitter users don't even tweet, they just retweet, bookmark, laugh, and have fun.

I don’t care how bad the relationship is. I am not calling a radio station for advice.

Perfume is key, but deodorant is keyer and showering is keyest.