Michael Hocter

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Does Watson know what color the Browns are wearing this week?

I'm so tired of Spectrum's bullshit. I pay their bullshit streaming package price just so I can watch the Dodgers. Fuck them too, while I'm at it. It's terrible for fans even when it works, and it doesn't even do that half the time.

How do I get Twitter to stop sending me notifications for right wing nutballs I don't even follow?

Suck it, M!chigan.

As much as I'd like to play M!chigan in the championship, I'm thoroughly enjoying watching them get their asses handed to them by TCU

Wow, what a great World Cup Final! Both teams gave everything they had #ARG #FRA

Jesus, that was embarrassing

I can't fucking listen to Collinsworth. Jesus, send him home. #SNF #TBvsDAL

Jokes aside. I’m legitimately devastated by this. Crushed. Too much of my identity was tied up in the Browns. I want no part of Watson situation. I’m out and the whole thing made my body sink. I’m stunned and hurt. This is a bad decision the Browns made. Made numb by it. Sucks

$230 million is a big number. So is 22.

Very few men are going to understand how today feels to female @Browns fans and sexual assault survivors. You’re making this guy the face of your franchise with 22 allegations. Maybe all 22 aren’t true, but all 22 definitely aren’t false. 💔

The Browns have made me sad many times. A LOT. But I think this might be the worst. This might be the straw. All these years making fun of Pittsburgh and Roethlisberger, and then we're like, "Here. Hold my beer."

@StephPhotoGeek My film development backlog goes back to 2014 :(

Watching the Eagles get humiliated is boring. Watching the Patriots get humiliated was entertainment.

I've never cheered for a tie game before

Ask your doctor if your heart is healthy enough for Browns football.

Baker Mayfield is a little nervous about the other stuff they need to do

@sassandsarcasm True, a lot of 90s music wasn't even released on vinyl until much later

I don't think of myself as a hipster, but here I am listening to indie rock records on vinyl while I make pour-over coffee on a Saturday afternoon, so...