Michael Horne

@ShaunBradders Been shite since the west ham game.

Get rid. Couldn’t lace the boots of valencia, nani, saha, welbeck, let alone anyone better. Rat

It’s a whole new world for Don McTominay at Napoli 🚬😎

Trent ‘generational’ in the conversation for ‘best right back of all time’ fuck off 🤣🤣

@XSManchester Oasis - its good to be free

Manchester's Playlist - this morning we need songs connected to the man in Chile who was swallowed by a whale and then got spat back out again Artist/Title/Theme - what can we play at 9am? theguardian.com/environment/20…

@XSManchester The verve - history

You choose the 'Song Before 8am' on XS Manchester The A - Z reaches..... V Artist/Band/Title - over to you 👇

Can not stop laughing at the intensity of this hahaha

Dived to win the pen Dived to try and get ugarte sent off Missed an open net Only player to miss in the shootout Rat 🇩🇪 proper cup game that

@Bigslates87 Ready for the 1-0 home defeat to southampton after that!

Why can’t we just show that effort and desire every week?! Win, lose or draw you can accept it when there’s passion and fight!

@Mr_Wilko1990 @ManUtd Can I play and mark casemiro?

@ManUtd fancy a friendly on New Year's Day? I'll get 17 lads from the Pub and we will give you a game. We will put food on aswell

@FPLGOAT7 George michael? He’s been dead years who’s your vice?

Captain for GW17 🔒

@FPLHaul @OfficialFPL Fair point pal, for what its worth I think it’s a silly idea as well, but it is what it is, I’m having a bad season anyway it might help me climb a bit 🤣

If you think this is bad imagine if I was as invested as I was before 😂 Played this game a long time mate. And people have different passions for different things. I’m sure there’s something that would excite or annoy you that other people don’t feel the same about. But I mean, I posted a reply about FPL to an FPL post on an FPL account. What you said is the same as going to a clothing store and asking why people there are passionate about fashion.

No longer a mystery. Introducing… the Assistant Manager chip. 👔 Available from #FPL Gameweek 24.

@FPLHaul @OfficialFPL I know but this is literally a game that you play online, like solitaire or fortnite, I don’t think i’ve ever vented as passionately as you did just then about an fpl chip 🤣

@mhorne16 @OfficialFPL I know, and? Football is a game mate. You never vented about anything? We only allowed to post things that annoy us if it’s life or death? Never get that reply “it’s just a game.”

@FPLHaul @OfficialFPL Its just a game mate

What the hell is this? We didn’t get more routes to points as it may have been too much for a lot of people who play, but you’ve added a chip that has convoluted rules that also adds even more variance,but also changes the basis of the main game HALF WAY THROUGH THE SEASON. Wow. What a terrible decision this is. One of the worst possibly I’ve seen FPL ever make.

Trust everton to turn zirkzee and rashford into prime zidane and R9

McZidane

@fantasyfooty @RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards And trent is in 2

@RestIsFootball @GaryLineker @alanshearer @MicahRichards The fact Cristiano Ronaldo isn't in any of these is absolutely insane.

What are your thoughts on @GaryLineker, @AlanShearer & @MicahRichards’ Perfect Players 👀

@Banksyred4 Worse than the 69 shirts that 🤣

That 13 shirt and the offside shout 😂. Fold the club.

🎶 We’ve been to Dortmund, Düsseldorf. Frankfurt and Cologne. We’re on our way to Berlin and Football’s coming home #EURO2024

115 charges and you won no more than us. Rats